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Restore the wonder of the parables, the joy of the Gospel...and the discomfort of the Sword of Truth stabbed firmly in your gut.
Not the Parables of Jesus contains more than 40* different takes on the original parables to snap us out of our over-familiarity and to open our eyes to the truth of the Gospel.
Half tongue-in-cheek, half right between the eyes
Often fun, sometimes poignant, and occasionally painful, these parables reveal our cultural biases, hidden assumptions, and the lies we believe.
Not the Bible. It’s like the Bible. Only not.
* Bet you think that means there are only 41 parables? Well there are actually 42. So there!
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Why does a 2,000-year-old book still matter? Why should it? The answer is found in The Message: REMIX New Testament, today's Bible in contemporary language for tomorrow's leaders. The Message has had a profound impact on millions of people worldwide, including some of the best-known artists in contemporary Christian music today. The Message: REMIX is read by artists whose lives have been impacted by The Message.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Cheesy but good.
- De Chris en 05-31-05
De: Eugene Peterson
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The Life of Our Lord
- Written for His Children During the Years 1846 to 1849
- De: Charles Dickens
- Narrado por: David Aikman
- Duración: 1 h y 30 m
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Charles Dickens wrote The Life of Our Lord around the same time he was finishing up David Copperfield, but to listeners raised on a diet of Dickensian wit and indignation, his rendering of Jesus' life may come as something of a surprise. You won't find even the shadow of a Micawber or a Mrs. Gamp anywhere in this brief volume; no Pecksniffs, Podsnaps, or Mulberries, either.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Definitely Dickens version of the gospel
- De Byron en 11-27-13
De: Charles Dickens
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He Chose the Nails
- What God Did to Win Your Heart
- De: Max Lucado
- Narrado por: Ben Holland
- Duración: 3 h y 35 m
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Max Lucado invites you to examine the cross, contemplate its purpose, and celebrate its significance in He Chose the Nails.Go ahead and linger on the hill of Calvary. Rub a finger on the timber and press the nail into your hand. Taste the tinge of cheap wine and feel the scrape of a thorn on your brow. Touch the velvet dirt, moist with the blood of God. Allow the tools of torture to tell their story. Listen as they tell you why the hope of all humanity balances on the truth of the claims of the cross.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Ben Holland is the perfect narrator for this book!
- De AJ en 03-08-13
De: Max Lucado
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Great Lives: Joseph
- A Man of Integrity and Forgiveness
- De: Charles R. Swindoll
- Narrado por: Maurice England
- Duración: 7 h y 53 m
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Great Lives: Joseph presents a fresh look at one of the most intriguing characters in the Old Testament and focuses on the virtue of forgiveness in the face of deceit and betrayal. From the jealous rage that prompts his brothers to sell him into slavery to his astounding rise to national power, Charles Swindoll follows Joseph through temptation, imprisonment, his ascension in Egyptian society, and the brothers who deceived him. Despite the incredible challenges he faced, Joseph stood firm, exemplifying what's possible when ordinary people maintain their connections with God.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Captivating!
- De Jose en 03-21-25
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The Kingdom
- De: Emmanuel Carrère, John Lambert - translator, Claire Bloom - director
- Narrado por: Stefan Rudnicki
- Duración: 16 h y 25 m
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Gripped by the tale of a Messiah whose blood we drink and body we eat, the genre-defying author Emmanuel Carrère revisits the story of the early Church in his latest work. With an idiosyncratic and at times iconoclastic take on the charms and foibles of the Church fathers, Carrère ferries listeners through his "doors" into the biblical narrative. Once inside, he follows the ragtag group of early Christians through the tumultuous days of the faith's founding.
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3 out of 5 stars
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The Gospel of Emmanuel
- De Mark en 12-31-17
De: Emmanuel Carrère, y otros
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God Is with You Every Day
- 365-Day Devotional
- De: Max Lucado
- Narrado por: Ben Holland
- Duración: 11 h y 5 m
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God Is with You Every Day is a brand-new 365-day devotional from Max Lucado, and his first new devotional since the creation of the Grace for the Moment® line. Max's signature reassuring and encouraging voice, paired with the practical, relevant, and personal message that God is with you every day, makes a great way to start each day of the year. This devotional begins each week with a prayer and scripture, followed by six days of devotions and scripture for reflection.
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4 out of 5 stars
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chapters do not line up with days :-/
- De 4mykids en 02-03-19
De: Max Lucado
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The Shelter of God's Promises
- De: Sheila Walsh
- Narrado por: Sheila Walsh
- Duración: 5 h y 34 m
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In a world of uncertainty, pain, and struggle, where do you find solid assurance and unshakeable truth? Gifted Bible teacher and inspiring Women of Faith speaker Sheila Walsh offers powerful, heart-filled teaching on ten bedrock promises of God, providing the foundation for daily confidence, joy, and hope. In The Shelter of God's Promises, Sheila searches Scripture for what God has promised us, what God's promises mean, and how encounters with Christ are the eternal fulfillment of His unrelenting commitment to us.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Love It
- De Amazon Customer en 05-02-19
De: Sheila Walsh
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The Bad Habits of Jesus
- Showing Us the Way to Live Right in a World Gone Wrong
- De: Leonard Sweet
- Narrado por: Dean Gallagher
- Duración: 4 h y 29 m
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Did Jesus have bad habits? In our culture we have a tendency to describe Jesus in ways that soften his revolutionary edge. Len Sweet uncovers and presents to us the offensive and scandalous Jesus described in the Bible. Did he disappear when people needed him most? Yes. Did he refuse to answer questions directly? Yes. Did Jesus offend the people of his day? Absolutely yes. Popular author and speaker Len Sweet examines the words and actions of Jesus and places them in context.
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5 out of 5 stars
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My I have the bad habits of Jesus
- De Bob I. en 02-26-17
De: Leonard Sweet
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Mother Angelica's Private and Pithy Lessons from the Scriptures
- De: Raymond Arroyo
- Narrado por: Lorna Raver
- Duración: 8 h y 41 m
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The founder of the world's largest religious media empire shares her beloved wit and down-to-earth spirituality in Mother Angelica's Private and Pithy Lessons from the Scriptures. Editor Raymond Arroyo draws on hundreds of never-before-released private lessons to present the renowned nun's definitive take on the Good Book. Angelica provides readers with guided meditations and probing personal questions, and unearths an often-overlooked practical spirituality.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Meditation at its best!!!
- De Jairo en 08-09-10
De: Raymond Arroyo
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What Jesus Meant
- De: Garry Wills
- Narrado por: Garry Wills
- Duración: 4 h y 4 m
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In what are billed "culture wars", people on the political right and the political left cite Jesus as endorsing their views. Garry Wills argues that Jesus subscribed to no political program. He was far more radical than that. In a fresh reading of the gospels, Wills explores the meaning of the "reign of heaven" that Jesus not only promised for the future but brought with him into this life.
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5 out of 5 stars
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The best book on Jesus I've read.
- De Jack en 10-29-11
De: Garry Wills
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Apocrypha Now
- De: Mark Russell, Shannon Wheeler
- Narrado por: James Urbaniak
- Duración: 5 h y 28 m
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Mark Russell & Shannon Wheeler's faithful yet irreverent approach to the Bible made their book God Is Disappointed in You a modern cult classic. Now, by popular demand, they turn their attention to the best parts left out of the canonical Bible, including the Midrash, the Apocrypha, Gnostic Gospels, and more! And if you thought the Bible had some weird stuff in it....
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5 out of 5 stars
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A Goldmine of Weirdness
- De Susie en 05-31-16
De: Mark Russell, y otros
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After You've Blown It
- Reconnecting with God and Others
- De: Erwin Lutzer
- Narrado por: Lloyd James
- Duración: 1 h y 46 m
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You Can Start Over Again...Many Christians become so discouraged because of their sins and failures that they give up on ever having fellowship with God again. They also fear that their broken relationships will never heal. For everyone who has wished for a fresh beginning, here is good news. This gentle, affirming work emphasizes how much God wants his wandering children to return to him.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Practical steps
- De Lisa L. en 04-08-21
De: Erwin Lutzer
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If Men Are Like Buses, Then How Do I Catch One?
- When You're Standing Between Hope and Happily Ever After
- De: Michelle McKinney Hammond
- Narrado por: Michelle McKinney Hammond
- Duración: 2 h y 50 m
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Fans have asked for more from Chicago talk show cohost Michelle McKinney Hammond - especially women from her huge following of Christian singles. If Men Are Like Buses will pick them up where two previous best sellers left off, with counsel that is both enjoyable and instructional. "The mood of the book is conversational, scriptural, with a touch of humor," Michelle says. "It's the kind of book I wanted but couldn't find, so I had to write it!"
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5 out of 5 stars
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Wonderful book
- De Amoore en 08-11-23
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The Women of Easter
- Encounter the Savior with Mary of Bethany, Mary of Nazareth, and Mary Magdalene
- De: Liz Curtis Higgs
- Narrado por: Liz Curtis Higgs
- Duración: 5 h y 20 m
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Prepare for a life-changing encounter with Jesus, seeing him afresh through the eyes of three women who worship and adore him. Mary of Bethany prepares the way for the lord's burial when she anoints his feet and fills the air with her perfume. His mother, Mary of Nazareth, stands by her son from his first breath to his last, her loyalty unwavering. Mary Magdalene, delivered of seven demons, bravely supports her teacher through his darkest hours, then proclaims the glorious news of his resurrection.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Makes the Biblical Characters Come Alive!
- De Amazon Customer en 04-13-18
De: Liz Curtis Higgs
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Abraham
- One Nomad's Amazing Journey of Faith
- De: Charles R. Swindoll
- Narrado por: Bob Souer
- Duración: 8 h y 16 m
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When we rewind history to Abraham's era, we encounter people who concocted false superstitions to explain the unexplainable. Powerful kings claimed to be gods, building massive pyramids in an attempt to achieve immortality. Out of this mass of misunderstandings, this collage of confusion, one man emerged. Why, thousands of years later, are we still discussing the faith of this desert nomad? Chuck Swindoll answers that question and many more in this compelling and insightful biography that will inspire your own faith.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Father of Faith
- De POTSY en 01-06-17
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The Tale of Two Sons
- The Inside Story of a Father, His Sons, and a Shocking Murder
- De: John MacArthur
- Narrado por: John MacArthur
- Duración: 3 h y 33 m
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Nearly 2,000 years ago, Jesus told a simple parable about a family...a father and his two sons. It was a story of rebellion, repentance, and unfathomable grace. The Parable of the Prodigal Son still stands out as a crucial lesson about our struggle with sin and dependence on divine salvation. But there is a part of this story that often goes untold. It's a message you need to hear.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Great Story ... Great book about this story.
- De R. Whitten en 04-07-09
De: John MacArthur
Lo que los oyentes dicen sobre Not the Parables of Jesus: Revised Satirical Version
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- Joyce
- 12-26-18
I chuckled several times
if you know the parables well, as i do, it is funny.
I think God rolls his eyes at our human nature sometimes and these corrected parables are more corrcect according to how our society works.
really funny, not for a the bible thumping christian.
but it would feel good to thump them back with this book.
((read a little slower next time) oh yeah i can slow down the speed with my app)
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- K. Nixon
- 10-05-18
Appropriately Irreverent
Jesus is honored and more clear to me because of this book. It is like standing on your head while being verbally assaulted by angry retail customers. It certainly gives one a new perspective, and one leaves very changed.
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- Kindle Customer
- 10-12-24
refreshing
both humorous and convicting. loved the fresh view of the parables. laughed the whole way through.
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