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Brandon Koss
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In a small Wisconsin town filled with professional wrestlers, toilet-scrubbing doctors, and convenience store owners named Big Poppa, Steve tries to warn his wisecracking friends about the impending robot apocalypse before it's too late.
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The New York Times best selling cartoonist behind the nationally acclaimed comic strip Pearls Before Swine, Stephan Pastis has won raves for Timmy Failure, the hilarious first book in a new series for young listeners. With the help of a polar bear named Total, Timmy Failure hopes to strike it rich by running the best detective agency around. The only problem is that our supremely confident hero is often more bumbling than brainy.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Good
- De Linton A Harrington en 05-14-16
De: Stephan Pastis
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There's Nothing in This Book That I Meant to Say
- De: Paula Poundstone
- Narrado por: Paula Poundstone
- Duración: 5 h y 59 m
- Versión resumida
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General4 out of 5 stars 579
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 364
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Historia4 out of 5 stars 360
What do the lives of Lincoln, Helen Keller, Joan of Arc, and other historical figures have in common with Paula Poundstone? In the hands of this wryly observant and self-deprecating comedian, the answer is outrageously funny and unexpectedly touching. Poundstone compares her crazy life to theirs, as she holds forth on her children, her career, and the time in her life when it appeared she would lose them both.
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5 out of 5 stars
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More!
- De Evelyn en 02-11-07
De: Paula Poundstone
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Slacker
- De: Gordon Korman
- Narrado por: Jessica Almasy, Quincy Dunn-Baker, Chirstopher Gebauer, y otros
- Duración: 5 h y 34 m
- Versión completa
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 466
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 375
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 379
Cameron Boxer is very happy to spend his life avoiding homework, hanging out with his friends, and gaming for hours in his basement. It's not too hard for him to get away with it...until he gets so caught up in one game that he almost lets his house burn down around him. Oops. It's time for some serious damage control - so Cameron and his friends invent a fake school club that will make it seem like they're doing good deeds instead of slacking off. The problem? Some kids think the club is real.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Confessions of a dad listener!
- De Papabear en 08-24-17
De: Gordon Korman
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Swindle
- De: Gordon Korman
- Narrado por: Jonathan Todd Ross
- Duración: 4 h y 31 m
- Versión completa
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 199
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 139
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 145
Popular author Gordon Korman has sold millions of copies of his irreverant books for young readers. In this fast-paced caper, 11-year-old Griffin Bing finds something far more profitable than cobwebs during a haunted house sleepover - a rare Babe Ruth baseball card. But when a swindler scams the card from Griffin for only $125, the resourceful sixth grader and his friends plot their revenge.
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5 out of 5 stars
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No at all what I expected
- De Lynn en 01-11-12
De: Gordon Korman
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Emily the Strange
- The Lost Days
- De: Rob Reger
- Narrado por: Angela Goethals
- Duración: 5 h y 42 m
- Versión completa
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 35
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Narración:5 out of 5 stars 29
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 28
Emily the Strange: 13 years old. Able to leap tall buildings, probably, if she felt like it. More likely to be napping with her four black cats; or cobbling together a particle accelerator out of lint, lentils, and safety pins; or rocking out on drums/ guitar/ saxophone/ zither; or painting a swirling feral sewer mural; or forcing someone to say "swirling feral sewer mural" 13 times fast.... and pointing and laughing.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Grrrrrrrrrraaattrt!!!
- De Vkatz76 en 05-20-23
De: Rob Reger
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Guys Read: Funny Business
- De: Jon Scieszka, Adam Rex, Christopher Curtis, y otros
- Narrado por: Michael Boatman, Kate DiCamillo, John Keating, y otros
- Duración: 5 h y 46 m
- Versión completa
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General4 out of 5 stars 119
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Narración:4 out of 5 stars 86
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Historia4 out of 5 stars 85
Funny Business is based around the theme of - what else? - humor, and if you’re familiar with Jon and the Guys Read Library, you already know what you’re in store for: 10 hilarious stories from some of the funniest writers around. Before you’re through, you’ll meet a teenage mummy; a kid desperate to take a dip in the world’s largest pool of chocolate milk; a homicidal turkey; parents who hand over their son’s room to a biker; and more.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Awesome super funny
- De sacha en 10-03-16
De: Jon Scieszka, y otros
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It Takes Two
- Our Story
- De: Jonathan Scott, Drew Scott
- Narrado por: Drew Scott, Jonathan Scott
- Duración: 6 h y 4 m
- Versión completa
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 905
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 818
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 818
It Takes Two: Our Story shares never-before-revealed tales of the Scott brothers' childhood and rise to fame - from starting their first business at seven years old and their years modeling and acting to their first house purchase at the impressive young age of 18. They soon found their true passion in life, combining their natural gifts for entertaining with the skills they learned from buying, renovating, and selling homes.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Not Worth the Time or $2.95
- De Sharlotte en 03-06-18
De: Jonathan Scott, y otros
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The Merchant of Death
- Pendragon, Book 1
- De: D. J. MacHale
- Narrado por: William Dufris
- Duración: 12 h y 11 m
- Versión completa
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 1,576
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 1,309
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 1,310
Bobby Pendragon is a seemingly normal 14-year-old boy. He has a family, a home, and even Marley, his beloved dog. But there is something very special about Bobby: he is going to save the world.
And not just Earth as we know it. Bobby is slowly starting to realize that life in the cosmos isn't quite what he thought it was. And before he can object, he is swept off to an alternate dimension known as Denduron, a territory inhabited by strange beings, ruled by a magical tyrant, and plagued by dangerous revolution.
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5 out of 5 stars
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The Merchant of Death (Unabridged
- De Bronwyn en 07-26-08
De: D. J. MacHale
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Liar, Liar
- The Theory, Practice and Destructive Properties of Deception
- De: Gary Paulsen
- Narrado por: Joshua Swanson
- Duración: 2 h y 15 m
- Versión completa
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 61
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 47
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 48
Kevin has a big talent. Some might call it compulsive lying. He calls it common sense. Kev doesn’t mean to cause trouble by lying all the time; he’s just trying to make everything easier for everyone (and himself). And, of course, a few harmless, um, falsehoods are crucial to his plan to convince Tina that he’s the perfect boyfriend for her. In Gary Paulsen’s irresistible and chaotic comedy, Kevin’s lies spiral out of control until he’s faced with the need to do the unthinkable: tell the truth.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Mindless entertainment
- De Melody en 01-21-15
De: Gary Paulsen
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The Ride of Our Lives
- Roadside Lessons of an American Family
- De: Mike Leonard
- Narrado por: Marc Cashman
- Duración: 7 h y 48 m
- Versión completa
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General4 out of 5 stars 100
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 43
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 43
Mike Leonard is a lucky man. It’s not everyone who gets parents like Jack and Marge. At 87, Jack is a pathological optimist with an inexhaustible gift of gab. Marge, Jack’s bride of 60 years, though cut from the same rough bolt of Irish immigrant cloth, is his polar opposite - pessimistic and proud of it. What was their son, Mike, thinking when he took a sabbatical from his job with NBC News so he could pile these two world-class originals along with three of his grown kids and a daughter-in-law into a pair of rented RVs and hit the road for a month?
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5 out of 5 stars
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Hilarious!!!
- De TurtlesRMe en 03-06-07
De: Mike Leonard
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A Bad Idea I'm About to Do
- True Tales of Seriously Poor Judgment and Stunningly Awkward Adventure
- De: Chris Gethard
- Narrado por: Chris Gethard
- Duración: 7 h y 13 m
- Versión completa
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 178
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 159
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 159
Chris Gethard has often found himself in awkward situations most people, including you, probably would have safely avoided. The good news is now, thanks to this book, you can enjoy the painfully funny consequences of his unfortunate decisions at a safe distance. A Bad Idea I'm About to Do invites listeners to join Chris as he navigates an adolescence and adulthood mired in hilariously ill-fated nerdom, and to take comfort in the fact that - as his experiences often prove - things could always be much, much worse.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Loved it!!!
- De Amber G en 10-02-20
De: Chris Gethard
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What's So Funny?
- My Hilarious Life
- De: Tim Conway, Jane Scovell, Carol Burnett - foreword
- Narrado por: Tim Conway, Carol Burnett, Dick Hill, y otros
- Duración: 8 h y 39 m
- Versión completa
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General4 out of 5 stars 2,173
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 1,949
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Historia4 out of 5 stars 1,940
Six-time Emmy Award-winning funnyman Tim Conway, best known for his characters on The Carol Burnett Show, offers a straight-shooting and hilarious memoir about his life on stage and off as an actor and comedian. In television history, few entertainers have captured as many hearts and made as many people laugh as Tim Conway. There's nothing in the world that Tim Conway would rather do than entertain - and in his first-ever memoir, What's So Funny?, that's exactly what he does.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Not narrated by Tim
- De Bob Murdock en 05-05-14
De: Tim Conway, y otros
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Stories I'd Tell in Bars
- De: Jen Lancaster
- Narrado por: Jen Lancaster, John Fletcher
- Duración: 8 h y 27 m
- Versión completa
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General4 out of 5 stars 367
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 327
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Historia4 out of 5 stars 324
Unfiltered. Unapologetic. Older, but not wiser, Lancaster goes back to basics in this hilarious essay collection about everything from taking community policing classes to accidentally getting high with her waiter after a fancy dinner. These are the tales she'd tell if she met you in a bar... if she weren't too lazy to put on pants and go to a bar. Offering advice ranging from how to remain happily married to a man who refuses to blow his damn nose already to not creating An Incident at the cheese counter during an attempt at Whole30, she's you, only louder.
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2 out of 5 stars
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self absorbed
- De D D H en 06-15-19
De: Jen Lancaster
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Lose Well
- De: Chris Gethard
- Narrado por: Chris Gethard
- Duración: 9 h y 30 m
- Versión completa
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 391
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 341
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 343
Let’s face it: we all want a seat at the cool table, a great job, and loads of money. But most of us won’t be able to achieve this widely accepted, black-or-white, definition of winning, which makes us feel like failures, that we’re destined to a life of loserdom. That’s the conventional wisdom. It’s also crap, according to comedian and cult hero Chris Gethard, who knows a thing of two about losing. Failing is an art form, he argues; in fact, it’s the only the way we’re ever going to discover who we are, what we really want, and how to live the kind of life we only dreamed about.
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5 out of 5 stars
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WHAT A LOSER
- De Amazon Customer en 01-26-19
De: Chris Gethard
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The Upside
- A Memoir
- De: Abdel Sellou
- Narrado por: Ray Chase
- Duración: 5 h y 45 m
- Versión completa
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 45
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 43
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 43
In 1992, Count Phillippe Pozzo di Borgo, on the heels of his wife's diagnosis with a terminal illness, suffered a paragliding accident that left him a quadriplegic. Forty-two years old, trapped inside his luxurious Paris town house, he was an outcast for the first time in his life. Abdel, an unemployed Algerian immigrant who had been an outcast for his entire existence, would become Phillipe's unlikely caretaker. Quick-thinking, unsentimental, and more than a little wild, Abdel surprises both himself and his employer.
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5 out of 5 stars
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loved it
- De RockyDog en 01-31-19
De: Abdel Sellou
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Double Digit
- De: Annabel Monaghan
- Narrado por: Julia Farhat
- Duración: 5 h y 30 m
- Versión completa
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 38
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 31
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 31
To say eighteen-year-old Farrah Higgins—or Digit—is good at math is a laughable understatement. She’s been cracking codes since childhood, and is finally at home with “her people” at MIT in Cambridge. Her talents are so off the charts that her laptop is under surveillance by both the CIA and an ecoterrorist named Jonas Furnis. So when she thoughtlessly hacks into the Department of Defense’s database, she lands in serious hot water inside and outside the law.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Great Follow Up
- De Lifeisshort en 05-23-14
De: Annabel Monaghan
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Sleeping Freshmen Never Lie
- De: David Lubar
- Narrado por: Ryan MacConnell, the Full Cast Family
- Duración: 6 h y 51 m
- Versión completa
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 195
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 140
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 140
From the author of Dunk comes this sparkling new novel that covers a year in the life of high school freshman Scott Hudson, who is sideswiped by the unexpected news that his mother is about to have another baby.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Pick Me! Pick Me!
- De Misty en 12-10-07
De: David Lubar
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Just a Guy
- Notes from a Blue Collar Life
- De: Bill Engvall, Alan Eisenstock
- Narrado por: Bill Engvall
- Duración: 5 h y 43 m
- Versión completa
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 633
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 495
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 493
Blue Collar Comedy star Bill Engvall is just a guy. He's been one his whole life. He can't help it; he was born that way. And that makes him an expert on the subject. For the record, here's the official definition of a guy: a person who doesn't think before he speaks. He can't. He's not that deep. Because a guy has only three basic needs: eating, sleeping, and sex. That's it. Just a Guy chronicles a lifetime in pursuit of those needs.
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5 out of 5 stars
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The Man Behind The Signs
- De Christopher en 12-07-07
De: Bill Engvall, y otros