My Ex-Wife Said Go to Hell

Immortal Divorce Court, Volume 1

De: Kirk Zurosky

Narrado por: Patrick Zeller

Sirius Sinister keeps sleeping with the wrong women. And this time, it’s led to his imprisonment in Hell. Literal Hell.

Immortal vampire assassin Sirius Sinister has a healthy libido that constantly results in bad relationship decisions. But when he’s served divorce papers by Bloodsucker Number One - a shady woman from his past - he realizes there’s a major problem: He was never even married to her, or so he thought. Regardless of the truth, Sirius is put under the jurisdiction of Immortal Divorce Court.

You would think by now he’d know having sex can lead to horrific consequences like marriage, children, and ex-wives - but some habits just won’t die. Leaving his faithful vampire Maltese, Garlic, behind, Sirius travels to court to defend himself with the help of his demon attorney, Maximillian Justice. Unfortunately, the trial quickly spirals out of control, and Sirius is banished to hell for a hundred years.

When Sirius finally escapes, he ends up in the Caribbean where he meets his next paramour: the Howler. After a wild romp with his new werewolf lover under the lure of a full blood moon, he finds himself becoming the father of a litter of pups - but, the Howler and her Pack want to put the dead in deadbeat dad. Luckily, Sirius is saved by the Queen of the Merfolk, who comes with a hidden agenda even as they fall in love. Can he make it work with the Queen, or will he have to head to Immortal Divorce Court once again as yet another relationship flounders?

For all those who have nursed a broken heart - or a vengeful one - Immortal Divorce Court Volume 1 is a sexy, exciting debut and the start of a hellishly fun new series about the flawed antihero Sirius Sinister.

©2020 Kirk Zurosky (P)2020 Kirk Zurosky

Adventure Time

The humor was juvenile and it was one misadventure after the next. If 007 was s vampire who was uneducated and didn’t know about safer sex. It was a good listen but dragged in places. Worth a listen.

Laugh out loud.

The vocalizations of the main character so worth listening til the end, absolutely tear inspired laughter.

Sirius Adventure

Loved the bends and twists in the plot as Sirius and Garlic swashbuckle their way through land, sea and air. Not to mention the Immortal Divorce Court and Hell. Very entertaining and looking forward to the next volume.

Never knew divorce could be so funny

This was my first audio book I truly enjoyed it! Can’t wait for another one!!!

Disappointing

Not awful, just dull and terribly, painfully unfunny. And the big confrontation with Hades it builds up to? Feels like a word count was reached and the author went with the fastest way to end it regardless of the rest of the book.