Meth Murder & Amazon

De: G.S. Gerry

Narrado por: Jacob Reece

It starts with a presumed dead body under the bed during an open house. This discovery ignites a chain reaction of assassins, meth labs, and laugh-out-loud madness.

Welcome to Meth Murder & Amazon: A Hilarious Crime Thriller That Redefines Chaos.

Derald Grake's pursuit of the American Dream takes a hilariously dark turn when he puts his family home on the market. But what starts as a simple real estate transaction quickly turns into a nightmare when a body is discovered under the bed. Is it a prank, or something more sinister? As Derald and his family are drawn into a web of wild accusations, bizarre mishaps, and laugh-out-loud absurdity, they find themselves at the center of an outrageous conspiracy that threatens to unravel their lives. In this twisted world, nothing is as it seems, and no one can be trusted.

As the chaos escalates, Derald must race against time to clear his family’s name and survive the madness before it’s too late. With unpredictable twists and outrageous characters at every turn, Meth Murder & Amazon will have listeners on the edge of their seats. But don’t be fooled—amid the suspense and mystery lies a dark and hilarious humor that will have listeners laughing out loud.

Why listeners are addicted:

• Laugh-Out-Loud Suspense: A crime thriller that blends gripping twists with laugh-out-loud humor.
• Unpredictable Mystery: Truth and fantasy blur in this unforgettable journey.
• Outrageous Characters: From quirky killers to eccentric real estate agents, every character adds to the chaos.
• Twists at Every Turn: Just when you think you’ve figured it out, the story flips the script.

Perfect for fans of: Dark humor, unconventional crime fiction, and thrillers that break the rules.

Award-winning author G. S. Gerry delivers a satirical masterpiece that challenges the conventions of the crime thriller genre. If you’re ready for twists, laughter, and chaos like you’ve never seen before, download this audiobook!

©2022 G. S. Gerry (P)2024 G. S. Gerry

Reseñas de la Crítica

"Meth Murder & Amazon is a compelling and refreshing crime fiction story that will have you wondering what is reality and what isn’t. I highly recommend this humorous romp. This quirky urban thriller immediately caught my attention from the turn of the first page. G.S. Gerry’s unorthodox writing style had me wondering just what direction this intriguing story was headed in. I felt as though I was watching an energetic play, all while drinking too much caffeine." (Literary Titan)

"Comic Relief Parallels Family Drama! Apart from the fact that these situations are factual, this family took lemons, and made lemonade. Then they took the lemonade and brought the world some comic relief.* G. S. Gerry's impressive writing style and keen sense of humor will leave you wanting more. G. S. uses absurdity, avoiding the pitfalls of cursing, and draws each reader into a roller coaster of the unthinkable. Personally, I can hardly wait until G. S. Gerry writes his second-best seller!" (Book Marketing Global Network)

"This book is good for a laugh if that is what you are in the mood for, and good for a laugh if you're a grumpy old cow and are not in the mood for one also. It all goes downhill as quickly as a methamphetamine rush. It's brutal. Nothing seems to come easily for the family and they are struck by calamity after calamity...." (Jamie Michele, Readers' Favorite)

Hysterical Family's Selling and Buying Home Tale!

National Lampoon's Vacation meets Chevy Chase's Funny Farm in the style of Hunter Thompson. What a wild ride the Grake family has when they try to sell their current home and purchase a new one in Florida. You will recognize the types of real estate agents that the family has to endure. Was there a dead body? Were they really meth dealers? Listen and find out. Excellent narrator, embodies all the characters, best voice actor since Artie Johnson read Confederacy of Dunces!

Riveting

This novel tells a story about a set of experiences that are unique and left me in many cases, trying to decide what the end would be like. The book is also brilliantly narrated.

Jaw dropping, rollercoaster of a ride!

If you’re into wild rides, crazy adventures, or just prefer to live vicariously through someone who managed to stump even the most pessimistic of critics about just how much can truly go wrong while buying a house… this read is for you! Interesting tale that if weren’t backed up with cold, hard, redacted facts… one would assume this author had one very wild imagination!

Very well written and well narrated!

I'm glad I got a chance to listen to this hilariously crazy story! I hope he will write more.

Unbelievably true story

This methacoaster was definitely a wild ride. Didn't believe it at first but definitely a good read. And no, lying through your teeth is not considered flossing.

Tongue in Cheek Hilarity

Derald Grake is a father, husband, and all-around good guy with high hopes and expectations. Entering into the real estate market by selling his home and purchasing a new one near his mother becomes a trial by fire! Nothing goes as planned. Especially when it is reported that the body of a dead child was found under the bed during an open house and the homeowners fled after said child died. The thing is Derald has four children, all of them alive and well, and in the car with him! Join Derald as he tries to beat the odds of bad luck.

G. S. Gerry, the author, tells the story of Derald in a tongue-in-cheek, absurd, and hilarious style as he takes the listener through the never-ending saga of mishap, mystery, and chaotic maim. Gerry incorporates every seller’s nightmare, urban legend, and adrenaline-fueled action into one book. His characters are unique in every way and handle the craziness and frustrations of their life well. Gerry captivates his audience with vivid imagery and relatable levels of frustrations with common situations that become hilarious. The inner dialogue of Derald is amusing and like a rollercoaster out of control. It is almost as if he is ADHD as his train of thought is often quick, takes drastic turns, and then gets back on the rail.

The narrator, Jacob Reece, is perfect for this audiobook. He captured the essence of the book and gave an accurate voice to it from beginning to end. He managed to keep the fast delivery and sharp turns in the dialogue moving forward. Honestly, I don’t know how he did this as coherently as he did, switching from unique tones to sounds to a swift change in topic. He did all this without laughing and without skipping a beat!

Overall, this is a fun book. It took me a few minutes to grasp what was going on but when I did, I came to appreciate Gerry’s humor and sill at not only capturing the attention of his listeners but finding an excellent narrator that further enhanced the audiobook.

There were no issues with the quality or production of this audiobook.

What the heck was that?????

This was the worst book I have ever read in all my 65 years of reading. The story line was rediculous and the character names were even worse. The book description talked about how hilarious the book is. No, no and just a big no. At least try the audio sample before you buy the book. peel ummm