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Yo Mamma!
Here are the best-ever Yo Mamma jokes on earth. These are guaranteed to make you roll on the floor laughing. Tell these at parties and get-together's and be the star of the entertainment.
Here are a few:
- Yo mamma's so fat that people raise their hands and shout "Taxi!" when she walks by in a yellow raincoat.
- Yo mamma so fat that the elevator can only go down when she rides.
- Yo mamma so fat that her pants had to be ironed in the driveway.
- Yo mamma so fat that people just had to go around her for a 15-minute exercise.
- Yo mamma so fat she has group insurance by herself.
- Yo mamma so fat she brought the bridge down when she went bungee jumping.
- Yo mamma so fat she is charged for group rates when she went to a buffet.
- Yo mamma so fat her feet doesn't get wet when she showers.
- Yo mamma so fat she doesn't a tailor, she needs a contractor.
Download now - over 100 more of them!
Here Are Some More Yo Mamma Jokes Inside...
- Yo Mamma's so fat
- Yo Mamma's so dumb
- Yo Mamma's so ugly
- Yo Mamma's so dark
- Yo Mamma's so old
- Much, much more!
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