I Was a Teenage Were-Panda
Donald Trump: Necromancer, Book 2
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Amanda Lash
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This is the second novella in the series Donald Trump: Necromancer. It is a work of political parody and therefore protected by the first amendment.
This novella follows the progress of vampire folk singer Phil Ochs and the scientist Magnus along with their allies Aiko the were-panda, a druid, and an incredibly strong Good Old Boy named Zeus as they attempt to stop the evilest president in history who also happens to be a necromancer.
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