I Have No Idea What I’m Doing

A Guide to Faking Competence Until You Believe It (Or Get Caught) (Ruin Your Life Now, Book 8)

De: Dicholas Chad Pansy

Narrado por: Benjamin Powell

Are you one minor inconvenience away from a full-blown existential crisis?

Do you regularly Google how to do your own job while hoping nobody notices?

Ever sat in a meeting nodding thoughtfully while having no clue what’s happening?

Congratulations! You’re just like everyone else.
This book is a highly questionable, deeply unserious guide to:
Looking like you have your life together while internally screaming.
Pretending you belong in the room, even when you definitely don’t.
Saying things with confidence so people stop asking follow-up questions.

Inside, you’ll learn highly advanced survival techniques, including:
"Meetings, Presentations, and Other Ways to Have a Public Meltdown" (How to say “Let’s circle back” and escape responsibility forever.)
"Job Interviews: The Olympic Sport of Pretending You’re Normal" (How to answer 'Tell me about yourself' without crying.)
"Your Inner Critic is a Liar (And Also Kind of a Jerk)" (Why your brain is an unpaid intern with terrible opinions.)
"Nobody Actually Knows What They’re Doing (And That’s Beautiful)" (How billionaires, CEOs, and your boss are all just making stuff up.)

If you’ve ever felt like an imposter, like a fraud, or like you are one “Let’s hop on a quick call” away from quitting life and living in the woods— this book is for you.

Because here’s the truth:
Nobody knows what they’re doing. They’re just pretending louder.
And now, so can you.

WARNING: This book will not help you grow as a person. It will, however, make you feel slightly better about the absolute trainwreck that is modern life.

©2025 Dicholas Chad Pansy (P)2025 Dicholas Chad Pansy