Funny Animal Jokes and Riddles for Kids
100+ Funny and Witty Animal Jokes for Kids / Bears, Cows, Pigs, Giraffes, Rabbits, Etc
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Claire Louisa Cummins
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Victor Churwell
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This is the first of the series, and we hope you love the entertaining joke book.
Below are a few jokes taken from the series:
Q: Why are hamsters the worst drivers?
A: Because they always fall asleep at the wheel!
Jerry: What animal always raises questions?
Tom: Parrots.
Jerry: Wrong.
Tom: Chimpanzees.
Jerry: Wrong.
Tom: Cats.
Jerry: Wrong.
Tom: I give up.
Jerry: Cows.
Tom: Cows? Why?
Jerry: There, you see. Never fails to raise questions.
Q: Where do rabbits go after their wedding
A: To their Bunnymoon.
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