Don’t Tell Me How to Die

A Novel

De: Marshall Karp

Narrado por: January LaVoy

“What begins as a mystery-tinted character study transforms into a full-bore thriller, with a spate of jaw-dropping twists that recast the entire narrative. Readers should be prepared to stay up all night.” —Publishers Weekly

“A razor-sharp domestic thriller about a dying woman’s desperate mission to handpick her husband’s next wife—and she’ll stop at nothing to get the job done. Darkly funny and relentlessly suspenseful, Karp displays every skill as one of the greatest storytellers of our generation.” —Joe Donahue, host of The Book Show on NPR

I have one thing to do before I die.
And time is running out.

I had it all: a fantastic husband, two great kids, an exciting career. And then, at the age of forty-three, I found out I would be dead before my next birthday.

My mother also died young. I was seventeen, and she warned me that women would flock to my suddenly single father like stray cats to an overturned milk truck. They did. And one absolutely evil woman practically destroyed his life, mine, and my sister’s.

I am not letting that happen to my family.

I have three months, and I plan to spend every waking minute searching for the perfect woman to take my place as Alex’s wife, and mother to Kevin and Katie.

You’re probably thinking, She’ll never do it. Did I mention that in high school I was voted “Most Likely to Kill Someone to Get What She Wants”?

From thriller writer Marshall Karp (cocreator with James Patterson of the #1 New York Times bestselling NYPD Red series), and rich with Karp’s deft array of three-dimensional characters and his signature biting humor, Don’t Tell Me How to Die has so many twists and turns, you’d swear he wrote it with a corkscrew.

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I loved the motorcycle ride! That's exactly how I'm going out!!!

This book reminded me of myself throughout. Marshall really knows how to make a person feel like they are right inside the book of characters.

Wow!!!

That was a heartfelt story with a wildly unexpected ending. This was most definitely worth the credit and the time to listen.

Totally kept me guessing!

I really enjoyed this book! Go in blind and enjoy the twisty ride. The narrator does a great job as well, her male character voice is great. Loved it!!

Fantastic

Loved it! Didn’t see that twist coming. I liked the characters too. Highly recommend. Narrator was great too.

my first audible listen

made me laugh cry n the twist wow.. jumps around alot, but was very good

Twists and turns, great writing!

Loved the character development, I really was taken in and cared about the people in the story

YOUNG ADULT COZY MYSTERY WITHOUT THE MYSTERY

This book is advertised as a "domestic thriller", "thriller & suspense"and "mystery thriller", but there's nothing remotely thrilling about it. Rather, it's a slow and tedious young-adult story set in 1998 featuring an immature female high-school student and her widowed father. I listened to the audiobook for 2-½ hours before I realized I'd been had and that there was nothing interesting or "witty" (another advertising gem), let alone any "mystery-tinted characters" or "jaw-dropping twists", unless perhaps you're actually in high school. I will return this book to get my money back; I suggest you move on to a different book and author.