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Paul Neuhaus
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Imagine you’re Greek mythology’s most maligned and misunderstood heroine. Now imagine you’ve just gotten back from the most exhausting adventure of your long career, and you’ve got to embark on another. Pegasus is missing, and two villains of old are screaming for the sacred animal’s blood.
One is the demigoddess of Hissy Fits. The other is an 80-foot sea monster with a one-track mind. Both of them have a longstanding grudge against you.
Now imagine you’ve just crashed a party full of grown men dressed as cartoon ponies.
Die, Brony, Die is the second book in the Mythniks series, Paul Neuhaus’ weird amalgam of Greek myth and modern problems. It’s urban fantasy with a sprinkling of Terry Pratchett and Douglas Adams.
Buy Die, Brony, Die today!
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At first, high school freshmen Rex McClendon and Leif Nelson believe what they’ve been told - that local students’ strange demises at Whitewood, a local reformatory, were all tragic accidents. But when the shoot for their low-budget horror masterpiece, PolterDog, goes horribly awry - and their best friend, Alicia Boykins, is sent to Whitewood - Rex and Leif are forced to question everything they know about their unassuming hometown and its cherished school for delinquents.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Does it hold up beyond the R&L fandom?
- De BrettM en 12-01-19
De: Rhett McLaughlin, y otros
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The Epic Crush of Genie Lo
- De: F. C. Yee
- Narrado por: Nancy Wu
- Duración: 8 h y 42 m
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 101
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Narración:5 out of 5 stars 87
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 87
The struggle to get into a top-tier college consumes 16-year-old Genie's every waking thought. But when she discovers she's a celestial spirit who's powerful enough to bash through the gates of heaven with her fists, her perfectionist existence is shattered. Enter Quentin, a transfer student from China whose tone-deaf assertiveness beguiles Genie to the brink of madness. Quentin nurtures Genie's bodacious transformation - sometimes gently, sometimes aggressively - as her sleepy suburb in the Bay Area comes under siege from hell spawn.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Enjoyed it more than I expected.
- De kevin en 07-27-21
De: F. C. Yee
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Double Threat
- De: F. Paul Wilson
- Narrado por: Michael Crouch, Stephanie Willing, Rupert Degas
- Duración: 10 h y 59 m
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 76
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Narración:5 out of 5 stars 72
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 72
In the southwestern desert, a mysterious cult prays for the return of the Visitors. Only one creature can derail that grand and glorious event: An evil entity, known as the Duad, can keep the Visitors from arriving and prevent the transfiguration to come. Daley, who lives nearby, has a far more serious problem: an alien consciousness that has taken up residence in her head.
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5 out of 5 stars
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So ready to see what's ahead next!
- De Stacy en 10-09-21
De: F. Paul Wilson
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Second String Savior
- From the Tome of Bill Universe (False Icons Series, Book 1)
- De: Rick Gualtieri, R.E. Carr
- Narrado por: Andrea Emmes
- Duración: 12 h y 46 m
- Versión completa
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 234
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Narración:5 out of 5 stars 213
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 212
Imagine going to bed with mousy brown locks and waking up with a headful of supernova scarlet. It's a hot new look for me - literally, because it bursts into flames whenever I'm threatened. My magical makeover is all Gary's fault. I knew there was something off from the moment he transferred to my school. Go figure. He's a wizard with a trust fund and an inferiority complex. Now, thanks to him, I've graduated from high school bullies to supernatural terrors and that's not all. Fate has chosen me to face the legendary vampire destined to destroy the world.
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3 out of 5 stars
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think Tome of Bill for highschoolers
- De john moglia en 12-04-19
De: Rick Gualtieri, y otros
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Neanderthal Opens the Door to the Universe
- De: Preston Norton
- Narrado por: Christopher Carley
- Duración: 11 h y 30 m
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General5 out of 5 stars 36
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Narración:5 out of 5 stars 32
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Historia5 out of 5 stars 32
Cliff Hubbard is a huge loser. Literally. His nickname at Happy Valley High School is Neanderthal because he's so enormous - 6'6" and 250 pounds to be exact. Life in his trailer-park home has gone from bad to worse ever since his older brother's suicide. There's no one Cliff hates more than the nauseatingly cool quarterback Aaron Zimmerman. Then Aaron returns after a near-death experience with a bizarre claim: while he was unconscious he saw God, who gave him a list of things to do to make Happy Valley High suck less. And God said there's only one person who can help: Neanderthal.
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5 out of 5 stars
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BEST BOOK EVER
- De Kindle Customer en 01-16-23
De: Preston Norton
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Where I End and You Begin
- De: Preston Norton
- Narrado por: Michael Crouch
- Duración: 13 h y 19 m
- Versión completa
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 36
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 30
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 30
Ezra Slevin is an anxious, neurotic insomniac who spends his nights questioning his place in the universe and his days obsessing over Imogen, a nerdy girl with gigantic eyebrows and a heart of gold. For weeks, Ezra has been working up the courage to invite Imogen to prom. The only problem is Imogen's protective best friend, Wynonna Jones. Wynonna has blue hair, jams to 80s rock, and has made a career out of tormenting Ezra for as long as he can remember. Then, on the night of a total solar eclipse, something strange happens to Ezra and Wynonna - and they wake up in each other's bodies.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Just soooooo good!
- De Tamra L. Torero-linares en 06-21-19
De: Preston Norton
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Off to Be the Wizard
- Magic 2.0, Book 1
- De: Scott Meyer
- Narrado por: Luke Daniels
- Duración: 10 h y 45 m
- Versión completa
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 31,428
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 28,920
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 28,913
It's a simple story. Boy finds proof that reality is a computer program. Boy uses program to manipulate time and space. Boy gets in trouble. Boy flees back in time to Medieval England to live as a wizard while he tries to think of a way to fix things. Boy gets in more trouble. Oh, and boy meets girl at some point.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Hang in there
- De Kelly en 03-04-17
De: Scott Meyer
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Histories
- A Quincy Harker, Demon Hunter Short Story Collection (Quincy Harker Collection)
- De: John G. Hartness
- Narrado por: James Anderson Foster
- Duración: 4 h y 10 m
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General5 out of 5 stars 87
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Narración:5 out of 5 stars 80
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Historia5 out of 5 stars 80
An attack in the dark. The loss of a love. Waking up hung over in a ditch. These are the things that make a hero, especially if that hero is Quincy Harker, immortal wizard, snarky bastard, and general badass. Histories collects two short stories and one short novella giving a peek behind the curtain at the man, the myth, the legend that is Quincy Harker, as well as the origin story of one of his most popular cohorts, Jo Henry.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Great for newcomers and Harker fans
- De 🔥 Phx17 🔥 en 10-11-22
De: John G. Hartness
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Resurrection of the Damned
- War of the Damned, Book 1
- De: Michael Todd, Michael Anderle, Laurie Starkey
- Narrado por: Emily Beresford
- Duración: 5 h y 41 m
- Versión completa
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General5 out of 5 stars 37
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Narración:5 out of 5 stars 34
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Historia5 out of 5 stars 33
In a world invaded by demons, it's up to Katie and her Killers to restore order while also evading enemies - and friends - who want her in the worst way.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Totally Spoiled Storyline
- De Linda Luella en 01-03-20
De: Michael Todd, y otros
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The Accidental Werewolf
- Accidentally Friends, Book 1
- De: Dakota Cassidy
- Narrado por: Meredith Mitchell
- Duración: 10 h y 15 m
- Versión completa
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General4 out of 5 stars 1,852
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Narración:4 out of 5 stars 1,704
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Historia4 out of 5 stars 1,703
When Marty Andrews gets bitten by a mangy mutt while walking her teacup poodle, her blond hair darkens, the hair on her legs starts growing at an alarming rate, and her mood swings put her dream job as a sales rep for Bobbie-Sue Cosmetics in serious jeopardy. Then a drool-worthy man shows up at her door claiming that he accidentally bit Marty. And since he's a werewolf, she is now, too. Thinking Keegan Flaherty is clearly insane, Marty refuses to believe a word until a kidnapping makes her realize there's more at stake than just her highlights.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Too much sex
- De CrunchySocks en 03-17-15
De: Dakota Cassidy
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The Rebel of Raleigh High
- Raleigh Rebels Series, Book 1
- De: Callie Hart
- Narrado por: Teddy Hamilton, Charlotte North
- Duración: 10 h y 13 m
- Versión completa
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 961
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Narración:5 out of 5 stars 876
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 874
Hit me. Kick me. Hurt me. Hate me. There’s nothing that the students of Raleigh High can do to Silver Parisi anymore. Over the past year, she’s had to endure more pain and suffering than most people are asked to bear in their lifetimes. She’s a pariah, an outcast, a ghost. She’s also never been one to take shit lying down, though...despite what half the football team might say. With only 168 days left of the school year, it won’t be long until graduation, and Silver’s planning on skipping town and leaving Raleigh firmly in her rearview mirror. Until he comes along....
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5 out of 5 stars
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Not a YA only! Do NOT blow this off!
- De Amazon Customer en 02-29-20
De: Callie Hart
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The Girl Who Punches Werewolves
- The Hybrid of High Moon Series, Book 1
- De: Rick Gualtieri
- Narrado por: Rachel Dulude
- Duración: 9 h y 13 m
- Versión completa
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 560
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 506
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 506
My name is Tamara Bentley, "Bent" to my friends, and I'm not supposed to exist. I was born of the forbidden union between a witch and a werewolf, and they've been trying their damnedest to hide my existence ever since. But now my secret is out, and my uncle, the leader of the wolf pack, is pissed beyond belief. In his eyes, I'm something that should've never been born. He wants me dead and doesn't care who he has to sacrifice to get the job done.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Gualtieri Strikes Again!
- De Amazon Customer en 12-20-18
De: Rick Gualtieri
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Iron & Velvet
- Kate Kane, Paranormal Investigator Series, Book 1
- De: Alexis Hall
- Narrado por: Cat Gould
- Duración: 8 h y 26 m
- Versión completa
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 154
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 136
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 135
Name's Kane, Kate Kane. I'm a paranormal private investigator, which is like a normal private investigator except - and stop me if you're having trouble following this - more paranormal. This business comes with a few basic rules: don't start drinking before noon, don't get your partner killed, don't sleep with the woman who killed him. Last year I broke all of them.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Vampire werewolf witch faerie soft core porn
- De Ralene en 06-01-20
De: Alexis Hall
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Jack: Secret Histories
- Young Repairman Jack Series 1
- De: F. Paul Wilson
- Narrado por: Alexander Cendese
- Duración: 6 h y 9 m
- Versión completa
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 96
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 80
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 80
Ever come across a situation that simply wasn't right - where someone was getting the dirty end of the stick and you wished you could make things right but didn't know how? Fourteen-year-old Jack knows how. Or rather he's learning how. He's discovering that he has a knack for fixing things. Not bikes or toys or appliances - situations...It all starts when Jack and his best friends, Weezy and Eddie, discover a rotting corpse - the victim of ritual murder - in the fabled New Jersey Pine Barrens. Beside the body is an ancient artifact carved with strange designs.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Decent Juvenile
- De Douglas Sundseth en 03-13-25
De: F. Paul Wilson
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Infernal Justice, Books 1-3
- Ethan Drake Series
- De: N.P. Martin
- Narrado por: Brian Wiggins
- Duración: 24 h y 4 m
- Versión completa
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 79
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 76
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 76
My name is Ethan Drake, and I’m a police detective. And I got plenty darkness to give. So does my partner, who’s a demon, and frankly, a royal pain in my ass. But occult investigators are in short supply in the PD, so what are you going to do? Anyway, we just caught a bodysnatching case that has the stench of occult workings all over it.
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5 out of 5 stars
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It wasn't quite what I expected, it was better!
- De Snyckerdoodle en 09-22-21
De: N.P. Martin
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Reprieve
- A Novel
- De: James Han Mattson
- Narrado por: JD Jackson
- Duración: 12 h y 16 m
- Versión completa
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General4 out of 5 stars 129
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Narración:4 out of 5 stars 113
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Historia3.5 out of 5 stars 112
On April 27, 1997, four contestants make it to the final cell of the Quigley House, a full-contact haunted escape room in Lincoln, Nebraska, made famous for its monstrosities, booby-traps, and ghoulishly costumed actors. If the group can endure these horrors without shouting the safe word, “reprieve,” they’ll win a substantial cash prize - a startling feat accomplished only by one other group in the house’s long history. But before they can complete the challenge, a man breaks into the cell and kills one of the contestants.
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4 out of 5 stars
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creepy escape room story
- De Barbara S en 11-18-21
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Hellboy: Oddest Jobs
- De: Author Various
- Narrado por: Seth Podowitz
- Duración: 9 h y 41 m
- Versión completa
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General5 out of 5 stars 60
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 57
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Historia5 out of 5 stars 56
Longtime contributor to the Hellboy mythos Christopher Golden brings together a crew of luminaries including Joe R. Lansdale and China Miéville, cross-genre sensation Barbara Hambly, celebrated mystery writer Ken Bruen, best-selling science-fiction and fantasy novelist Tad Williams, and a bevy of other skilled storytellers eager to spin a tale or two about the world's greatest paranormal detective. Some of the biggest names in horror, mystery, and fantasy come together to pay homage to Mike Mignola's Hellboy!
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5 out of 5 stars
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could go with more authors that know Source materi
- De bEnemy en 07-25-23
De: Author Various
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Dragon Oracle Omnibus
- Dragon Oracle, Book 1-3
- De: Jada Fisher
- Narrado por: Christine Lakin
- Duración: 12 h y 10 m
- Versión completa
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 80
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 69
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 69
Davie is a normal girl trying to live a normal life. Except that she can see the future and has visions that make her seem crazy. When she meets a man who immediately seems too perfect to be real, her quest for a normal life quickly ends. She soon learns the world is full of mythical creatures including shape-shifting dragons, dwarves, and mystical oracles. Can Davie adapt to the new world that has dropped her into the middle of a mythical war that could tear the world apart?
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5 out of 5 stars
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Not a reverse harem!
- De BrandyDalton en 11-23-20
De: Jada Fisher