Dating the Barbarian

The spicy and hilarious fake dating, hunky alien rom-com

De: Biki Ash, Ash Baron

Narrado por: Virtual Voice

The spicy and laugh-out-loud alien rom-com that takes cosmic dating to a whole new level. Perfect for fans of Ruby Dixon, Jessie Mihalik, and the wildest sci-fi romances you can imagine!

Sometimes, your perfect match isn’t from your planet… or even your galaxy.

AMY
I thought I was just meeting another guy from a dating app—maybe a bit of small talk, some coffee, and a few awkward jokes.
Instead, I walk into a trendy cafe filled with other women… all waiting for dates from the same app.
Then the cafe blasts off like a rocket! Because it’s actually an alien spaceship.
When I wake up, I’m not in LA anymore. I’m on an alien planet surrounded by… barbarian royalty?
Turns out, the alien prince is obsessed with human romance novels and sitcoms, and now he’s looking for his very own human mate.
And somehow, I’ve caught his eye.
He’s huge, blue, and built like a god. He’s also wildly romantic… and completely clueless about human culture.
Let’s just say there are some… anatomical differences that make things a little tricky.
But despite the chaos, the misunderstandings, and the constant interference from his royal advisors, I can’t deny the spark between us.
The more time I spend with him, the more I realize that what we have isn’t just attraction. It’s something far deeper.
Against all odds, I’m starting to believe we might just be meant for each other—the only ones in the galaxy who truly belong together.

KAI
I’ve spent my whole life ruling a planet and defending my people. But my heart has always longed for something more.
When I discovered Earth’s romantic tales, I knew I needed a mate as passionate, spirited, and brave as the women in those stories.
So I recruited candidates from Earth, and when Amy arrived, I knew she was the one.
She’s smart, beautiful, and unlike anyone I’ve ever met.
But I’m learning that winning a human’s heart is harder than I thought. Apparently, Earth women don’t consider declarations of eternal devotion on the first date "normal."
And my attempts to impress her keep going hilariously wrong—like the time I carved an effigy of her… out of our planet’s biggest moon!
But with every misstep, she teaches me something new, and my admiration for her grows stronger.
The more I try to show her how much she means to me, the more I realize she’s not just my mate—she’s my destiny.
Together, we’re learning that love can transcend all differences, even space and time.
And we might just be the only ones for each other in the entire galaxy.

Dating the Barbarian is the spicy and hilarious sci-fi rom-com featuring a cosmic culture clash, swoon-worthy romance, and laugh-out-loud moments as a human woman and her alien prince navigate the ultimate intergalactic love story. It includes steamy chemistry, absurdly sweet grand gestures, no cheating or OW drama, and a guaranteed HEA that will leave you smiling. Oh, and there’s a mischievous alien companion named Snark who’s obsessed with our very own Taylor Swift—because, well, who isn’t!