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Abby Dubbe
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Simon Maritino
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Das beste Weihnachtsbuch für WeihnachtshasserWir alle kennen sie: Die schrillen Glockenklänge, die duftenden Tannennadeln, die zuckersüßen Plätzchen und die herzerwärmenden Lieder. Weihnachten, die „schönste Zeit des Jahres“. Doch was, wenn die "Most Wonderful Time" für dich eher die "Most Stressful Time" ist? Wenn du bei dem Gedanken an Weihnachten nicht an harmonische Familienabende, sondern an hektisches Geschenkeshopping, unerträgliches Dauergedudel von "Last Christmas" und den Horror des Geschenkpapier-Recyclings denkst?
Dann könnte "Warum man Weihnachten hassen sollte" genau das richtige Buch für dich sein!Durchblättere die Seiten dieses augenzwinkernden, zynischen Leitfadens und entdecke, warum es völlig in Ordnung ist, die festliche Jahreszeit nicht zu mögen. Erfahre, wie Weihnachtsmärkte zwar kalt und überfüllt sind, aber wir sie trotzdem lieben (oder zumindest vorgeben, es zu tun). Lache über die Absurdität von Rudolph und Frosty, während du die bizarrsten Weihnachtscharaktere analysierst.
Mache dir den Spaß, einige der schrägsten Rezepte für Weihnachtscocktails auszuprobieren, oder erfinde deinen eigenen Anti-Weihnachtspullover.Dieses Buch ist nicht nur ein Leitfaden, wie man die Feiertage übersteht, sondern auch eine humorvolle Therapiesitzung für alle, die sich im Dezember am liebsten verkriechen würden. Es ist der perfekte Begleiter für all diejenigen, die der Weihnachtsbegeisterung mit einem Augenrollen begegnen.
Egal, ob du Weihnachten wirklich hasst oder einfach nur einen Sinn für schwarzen Humor hast, dieses Buch bietet eine willkommene Abwechslung zur festlichen Normalität.
Also schnapp dir eine heiße Schokolade (oder einen starken Drink), setz dich in deine Anti-Weihnachtsbastion und genieße dieses zynische Buch. Es könnte dir helfen, die Feiertage mit einem Lächeln (wenn auch einem sarkastischen) zu überstehen.
Please note: This audiobook is in German.
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