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Narrado por:
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Joe Hempel
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De:
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Jeff Strand
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Jaunty the Clown just wants to entertain families with lighthearted slapstick antics, but people think of clowns as terrifying, nightmarish creatures who hide in closets or under beds. When Jaunty, along with his fellow performers Guffaw, Wagon, Reginald the Pleasant Clown, and Bluehead are fired from the circus, they're told that the world just doesn't like clowns anymore.
Still, clowns have to eat. And since these clowns don't eat children, to make ends meet they're eventually forced to take a job in a popular haunted attraction, the Mountain of Terror. Instead of charming entertainers, they're now scary clowns. A zombie clown. A demon clown. A creepy doll clown.
But the town is about to discover something more frightening than clowns. Because on opening night, millions of oversized spiders emerge from a cave and begin their deadly invasion....
From Bram Stoker Award-nominated author Jeff Strand comes an insane mix of shameless silliness and grisly creepy-crawly horror. Clowns vs. Spiders. Who will win?
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STOP. You should not have touched this flyer with your bare hands. NO, don't put it down. It's too late. They're watching you. My name is David Wong. My best friend is John. Those names are fake. You might want to change yours. You may not want to know about the things you'll read on these pages, about the sauce, about Korrok, about the invasion, and the future. But it's too late. You touched the book. You're in the game. You're under the eye. The only defense is knowledge. You need to read this book, to the end. Even the part with the bratwurst. Why?
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5 out of 5 stars
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Vulgar Funny. 4.95 Sale Win.
- De C Yohe en 11-19-12
De: David Wong
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Quite Contrary
- De: Richard Roberts
- Narrado por: Amy Rubinate
- Duración: 10 h y 27 m
- Versión completa
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General4 out of 5 stars 112
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 99
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Historia4 out of 5 stars 100
The secret of having an adventure is getting lost. Who ever visited an enchanted kingdom or fell into a fairy tale without wandering into the woods first? Well, Mary is lost. Mary is lost in the story of Little Red Riding Hood, and that is a cruel and murderous story. She's put on the red hood and met the wolf. When she gives in to her wolf's temptations, she will die.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Weird and disturbing book that I cannot unread
- De MommaOfTwoBusyBoys en 06-06-18
De: Richard Roberts
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Rise Again
- A Zombie Thriller
- De: Ben Tripp
- Narrado por: Kirsten Potter
- Duración: 16 h
- Versión completa
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General4 out of 5 stars 728
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Narración:4 out of 5 stars 664
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Historia4 out of 5 stars 662
Filled with adventurous human drama-and shocking inhuman horror - Rise Again is a vivid and powerful debut novel of the zombie apocalypse.
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4 out of 5 stars
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SHE TOOK A SPATULA AND SCRAPPED HIS FACE OFF THE
- De Jim "The Impatient" en 04-13-17
De: Ben Tripp
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This Fallen World
- De: Christopher Woods
- Narrado por: Mark Boyett
- Duración: 8 h y 10 m
- Versión completa
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 1,318
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 1,171
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 1,163
The world has Fallen, but life goes on.... Matthew Kade was a corporate assassin - one of the best agents Obsidian Corporation had. But then the bombs began falling, and the old world ended. Now he must navigate the new world he finds himself in, a world where the strongest survive, and the weaker do their bidding...or die. Kade was always one of the strongest, though, so when a rich man’s daughter goes missing, he turns to Kade to find her and bring her back. But she has already been gone three days, and in the Fallen World, that is an eternity.
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5 out of 5 stars
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A series of death-defying short stories
- De Sailfish en 04-29-20
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The Zombies of Lake Woebegotten
- De: Harrison Geillor
- Narrado por: Phil Gigante
- Duración: 9 h y 58 m
- Versión completa
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General4 out of 5 stars 248
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Narración:4 out of 5 stars 205
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Historia4 out of 5 stars 206
The town of Lake Woebegotton, MN is a small town, filled with ordinary (yet above average) people, leading ordinary lives. Ordinary, that is, until the dead start coming back to life, with the intent to feast upon the living! Now this small town of above average citizens must overcome their petty rivalries and hidden secrets in order to survive an onslaught of the dead.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Why is no one making a movie out of this?
- De Cidney en 10-07-11
De: Harrison Geillor
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No Planet for Good Men: A Sheriff Duke Story
- Forgotten Fallout, Book 1
- De: M.R. Forbes
- Narrado por: Jonathan Davis
- Duración: 9 h y 31 m
- Versión completa
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 196
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Narración:5 out of 5 stars 167
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 167
Earth. After the invasion. The planet is in ruins. Humankind struggles to survive. Hayden is a Sheriff in a world without law. A good man in a world gone bad. He knows the fallout of an alien attack when he sees it. He's never seen anything like this before. Isaac is a Marine in a world without order. A good man with troubles of his own. His mission was to protect the innocent, including his son. Instead, he's the only survivor.
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4 out of 5 stars
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A Sheriff in Battle Armor
- De Sailfish en 11-04-19
De: M.R. Forbes
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The Merchant of Death
- Pendragon, Book 1
- De: D. J. MacHale
- Narrado por: William Dufris
- Duración: 12 h y 11 m
- Versión completa
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 1,575
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 1,309
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 1,310
Bobby Pendragon is a seemingly normal 14-year-old boy. He has a family, a home, and even Marley, his beloved dog. But there is something very special about Bobby: he is going to save the world.
And not just Earth as we know it. Bobby is slowly starting to realize that life in the cosmos isn't quite what he thought it was. And before he can object, he is swept off to an alternate dimension known as Denduron, a territory inhabited by strange beings, ruled by a magical tyrant, and plagued by dangerous revolution.
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5 out of 5 stars
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The Merchant of Death (Unabridged
- De Bronwyn en 07-26-08
De: D. J. MacHale
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Infernal Justice, Books 1-3
- Ethan Drake Series
- De: N.P. Martin
- Narrado por: Brian Wiggins
- Duración: 24 h y 4 m
- Versión completa
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 79
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 76
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 76
My name is Ethan Drake, and I’m a police detective. And I got plenty darkness to give. So does my partner, who’s a demon, and frankly, a royal pain in my ass. But occult investigators are in short supply in the PD, so what are you going to do? Anyway, we just caught a bodysnatching case that has the stench of occult workings all over it.
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5 out of 5 stars
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It wasn't quite what I expected, it was better!
- De Snyckerdoodle en 09-22-21
De: N.P. Martin
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900 Miles
- A Zombie Novel
- De: S. Johnathan Davis
- Narrado por: Jamison Jones
- Duración: 7 h y 46 m
- Versión completa
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General4 out of 5 stars 217
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Narración:4 out of 5 stars 200
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Historia4 out of 5 stars 201
John is a killer, but that wasn't his day job before the Apocalypse. In a harrowing 900-mile race against time to get to his wife just as the dead begin to rise, John, a businessman trapped in New York, soon learns that the zombies are the least of his worries, as he sees firsthand the horror of what man is capable of with no rules, no consequences, and death at every turn. Teaming up with an ex-army pilot named Kyle, they escape New York only to stumble across a man who says that he has the key to a rumored underground stronghold called Avalon....
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4 out of 5 stars
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A "road story"--with zombies!
- De Lesley en 09-30-14
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It Watches in the Dark
- De: Jeff Strand
- Narrado por: Ashley Bryce
- Duración: 4 h y 15 m
- Versión completa
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 14
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 14
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 14
Twins Oliver and Trisha love going on adventures with their dad. Canoeing and camping on the Champion River will be their best trip yet! But when they capsize in rapids, their father is knocked unconscious. Alone and without cell phone reception, their only choice is to continue down river for help.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Good for older kids
- De DotyDavis en 02-18-25
De: Jeff Strand
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How You Ruined My Life
- De: Jeff Strand
- Narrado por: Andrew Eiden
- Duración: 5 h y 36 m
- Versión completa
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 42
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 40
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Historia4 out of 5 stars 40
Rod's life doesn't suck. If you ask him, it's pretty awesome. He may not be popular, but he and his best friends play in a band that has a standing gig. Yeah, it's Monday night and they don't get paid, but they can crank the volume as loud as they want. And Rod's girlfriend is hot, smart, and believes in their band - believes in Rod. Aside from a winning lottery ticket, what more could he ask for? Answer: A different cousin. When Rod's scheming, two-faced cousin Blake moves in for the semester, Rod tries to keep calm. Blake seems to have everyone else fooled....
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5 out of 5 stars
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The Audio version of this book is Fantastic.
- De Jennifer j Keller en 06-01-18
De: Jeff Strand
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I Have a Bad Feeling about This
- De: Jeff Strand
- Narrado por: Aaron Landon
- Duración: 5 h y 56 m
- Versión completa
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 154
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 131
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 130
Henry Lambert would rather play video games than spend time in the great outdoors - but that doesn't make him a wuss. Skinny nerd? Fine. But wuss is a little harsh. Sadly, his dad doesn't agree. Which is why Henry is being shipped off to Strongwoods Survival Camp. Strongwoods isn't exactly as advertised. It looks like the victim of a zombie apocalypse, the "camp director" is a psycho drill sergeant, and Henry's sure he saw a sign written in blood...
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5 out of 5 stars
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Entertaining
- De JunieJ en 01-22-17
De: Jeff Strand
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The Jersey Devil
- De: Hunter Shea
- Narrado por: full cast, Ken Jackson, David Jourdan, y otros
- Duración: 6 h y 42 m
- Grabación Original
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 140
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 123
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 124
Everyone knows the legend of the Jersey Devil. Some believe it is an abomination of nature, a hybrid winged beast from hell that stalks the Pine Barrens of southern New Jersey searching for prey. Others believe it is a hoax, a campfire story designed to scare children. But one man knows the truth....
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5 out of 5 stars
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Excellent ! Exciting!
- De kathy pappas en 12-27-22
De: Hunter Shea
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Scorpion Swarm
- De: Michael Cole
- Narrado por: P. J. Ochlan
- Duración: 7 h
- Versión completa
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General4 out of 5 stars 36
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 34
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Historia4 out of 5 stars 34
When a terrorist organization take control of an island research facility, Rob Cashen and his band of mercenaries are recruited to eliminate the terrorists and rescue the hostages. Upon arrival, they realize something has gone horribly wrong. Terrorist outposts are in ruins, guns and equipment are left abandoned, but no bodies can be found. In the ensuing investigation, Rob discovers the horrific consequences of genetic tampering.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Title Says It All
- De Nathan Ridings en 08-16-20
De: Michael Cole
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Snow
- De: Ronald Malfi
- Narrado por: Joe Hempel
- Duración: 8 h y 26 m
- Versión completa
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General4 out of 5 stars 92
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 79
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Historia4 out of 5 stars 79
The blizzard begins pummeling the Midwest on Christmas Eve, leaving hundreds of passengers stranded at Chicago's O'Hare International Airport. Todd Curry doesn't need another reason to disappoint his son, so he joins three other people in renting the last four-wheel drive available and they set out into the blinding snow. Only two hours into the treacherous trip west, Todd swerves to avoid a man in the middle of the highway. The stranger claims his daughter is lost somewhere out in the snow.
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3 out of 5 stars
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creative but irritating
- De Susannah French en 06-29-23
De: Ronald Malfi
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It Watches in the Dark
- De: Jeff Strand
- Narrado por: Ashley Bryce
- Duración: 4 h y 15 m
- Versión completa
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 14
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 14
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 14
Twins Oliver and Trisha love going on adventures with their dad. Canoeing and camping on the Champion River will be their best trip yet! But when they capsize in rapids, their father is knocked unconscious. Alone and without cell phone reception, their only choice is to continue down river for help.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Good for older kids
- De DotyDavis en 02-18-25
De: Jeff Strand
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How You Ruined My Life
- De: Jeff Strand
- Narrado por: Andrew Eiden
- Duración: 5 h y 36 m
- Versión completa
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 42
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 40
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Historia4 out of 5 stars 40
Rod's life doesn't suck. If you ask him, it's pretty awesome. He may not be popular, but he and his best friends play in a band that has a standing gig. Yeah, it's Monday night and they don't get paid, but they can crank the volume as loud as they want. And Rod's girlfriend is hot, smart, and believes in their band - believes in Rod. Aside from a winning lottery ticket, what more could he ask for? Answer: A different cousin. When Rod's scheming, two-faced cousin Blake moves in for the semester, Rod tries to keep calm. Blake seems to have everyone else fooled....
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5 out of 5 stars
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The Audio version of this book is Fantastic.
- De Jennifer j Keller en 06-01-18
De: Jeff Strand
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I Have a Bad Feeling about This
- De: Jeff Strand
- Narrado por: Aaron Landon
- Duración: 5 h y 56 m
- Versión completa
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 154
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 131
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 130
Henry Lambert would rather play video games than spend time in the great outdoors - but that doesn't make him a wuss. Skinny nerd? Fine. But wuss is a little harsh. Sadly, his dad doesn't agree. Which is why Henry is being shipped off to Strongwoods Survival Camp. Strongwoods isn't exactly as advertised. It looks like the victim of a zombie apocalypse, the "camp director" is a psycho drill sergeant, and Henry's sure he saw a sign written in blood...
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5 out of 5 stars
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Entertaining
- De JunieJ en 01-22-17
De: Jeff Strand
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The Jersey Devil
- De: Hunter Shea
- Narrado por: full cast, Ken Jackson, David Jourdan, y otros
- Duración: 6 h y 42 m
- Grabación Original
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 140
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 123
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 124
Everyone knows the legend of the Jersey Devil. Some believe it is an abomination of nature, a hybrid winged beast from hell that stalks the Pine Barrens of southern New Jersey searching for prey. Others believe it is a hoax, a campfire story designed to scare children. But one man knows the truth....
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5 out of 5 stars
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Excellent ! Exciting!
- De kathy pappas en 12-27-22
De: Hunter Shea
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Scorpion Swarm
- De: Michael Cole
- Narrado por: P. J. Ochlan
- Duración: 7 h
- Versión completa
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General4 out of 5 stars 36
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 34
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Historia4 out of 5 stars 34
When a terrorist organization take control of an island research facility, Rob Cashen and his band of mercenaries are recruited to eliminate the terrorists and rescue the hostages. Upon arrival, they realize something has gone horribly wrong. Terrorist outposts are in ruins, guns and equipment are left abandoned, but no bodies can be found. In the ensuing investigation, Rob discovers the horrific consequences of genetic tampering.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Title Says It All
- De Nathan Ridings en 08-16-20
De: Michael Cole
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Snow
- De: Ronald Malfi
- Narrado por: Joe Hempel
- Duración: 8 h y 26 m
- Versión completa
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General4 out of 5 stars 92
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 79
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Historia4 out of 5 stars 79
The blizzard begins pummeling the Midwest on Christmas Eve, leaving hundreds of passengers stranded at Chicago's O'Hare International Airport. Todd Curry doesn't need another reason to disappoint his son, so he joins three other people in renting the last four-wheel drive available and they set out into the blinding snow. Only two hours into the treacherous trip west, Todd swerves to avoid a man in the middle of the highway. The stranger claims his daughter is lost somewhere out in the snow.
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3 out of 5 stars
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creative but irritating
- De Susannah French en 06-29-23
De: Ronald Malfi
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- Amazon Customer
- 07-10-23
I don't usually laugh out loud
This is so wonderfully campy and ridiculous...and subtly, artfully delivered by Joe Hempel. Such a fun listen!
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- Sondra
- 08-15-23
Nice listen
I enjoyed the storyline and the performance. Just discovering the author and will definitely listen to more.
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- Pauline
- 02-26-24
Jeff Strand's witty and eccentric story telling
Clowns Vs Spider is a ecentric and witty store. combing prevalent freas with all the horro and gore you would expect with a light heart dry sence approach. Sure to cause those who frear clowns or spiders with all the skin crawling, spine tingling apprehension, while you rolling with laughter.
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- Anonymous User
- 05-27-23
Great story
Absolutely loved it! So worth the listen and quite entertaining! Is it cheesy yes but in a good way!
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- O. Lester
- 07-05-23
Great story
Who thought clowns and spiders would be entertaining? Nice job. Thanks for the listen on my drive.
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- HHRNDN
- 01-17-21
One of his funny novels, but also quite gruesome.
The clowns are faithful to the Clown Code, which compels them to be wholesome and chivalrous. In a creature feature like this, the urge to help could get a person killed.
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- kathy pappas
- 03-11-23
Excellent!!!!
Wow ! I can't even describe how much I loved this book ! The story , the author and the narrator!!
This one I didn't have to use a credit for , but I loved it so much I just bought another of his books !
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- mea1313
- 08-26-23
So much fun!
Lol, this book is really wonderful!! Every B rated monster movie was brought to life in this story, and that's awesome!! Great narration!
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- Christna Fredrick Kim
- 04-08-20
I looked it a lot but I didn't love it
I thought it had some tone issues but overall the story was enjoyable. it's not groundbreaking but it's fun. it does something different but it's predictable and you know what's going to happen but it's a fun book to listen to while you run errands. the narrator was good. I didn't get bored listening to him. I think it's worth the 8sh hours of listening and worth a credit.
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- Dyanstar
- 08-19-23
Funny and horrific
Really great at the dead pan humor which I love. Very entertaining, always a fun ride.
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