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Narrado por:
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Joe Hempel
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Jeff Strand
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Jaunty the Clown just wants to entertain families with lighthearted slapstick antics, but people think of clowns as terrifying, nightmarish creatures who hide in closets or under beds. When Jaunty, along with his fellow performers Guffaw, Wagon, Reginald the Pleasant Clown, and Bluehead are fired from the circus, they're told that the world just doesn't like clowns anymore.
Still, clowns have to eat. And since these clowns don't eat children, to make ends meet they're eventually forced to take a job in a popular haunted attraction, the Mountain of Terror. Instead of charming entertainers, they're now scary clowns. A zombie clown. A demon clown. A creepy doll clown.
But the town is about to discover something more frightening than clowns. Because on opening night, millions of oversized spiders emerge from a cave and begin their deadly invasion....
From Bram Stoker Award-nominated author Jeff Strand comes an insane mix of shameless silliness and grisly creepy-crawly horror. Clowns vs. Spiders. Who will win?
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- Amazon Customer
- 07-10-23
I don't usually laugh out loud
This is so wonderfully campy and ridiculous...and subtly, artfully delivered by Joe Hempel. Such a fun listen!
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- Sondra
- 08-15-23
Nice listen
I enjoyed the storyline and the performance. Just discovering the author and will definitely listen to more.
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- Pauline
- 02-26-24
Jeff Strand's witty and eccentric story telling
Clowns Vs Spider is a ecentric and witty store. combing prevalent freas with all the horro and gore you would expect with a light heart dry sence approach. Sure to cause those who frear clowns or spiders with all the skin crawling, spine tingling apprehension, while you rolling with laughter.
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- O. Lester
- 07-05-23
Great story
Who thought clowns and spiders would be entertaining? Nice job. Thanks for the listen on my drive.
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- Anonymous User
- 05-27-23
Great story
Absolutely loved it! So worth the listen and quite entertaining! Is it cheesy yes but in a good way!
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- HHRNDN
- 01-17-21
One of his funny novels, but also quite gruesome.
The clowns are faithful to the Clown Code, which compels them to be wholesome and chivalrous. In a creature feature like this, the urge to help could get a person killed.
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- kathy pappas
- 03-11-23
Excellent!!!!
Wow ! I can't even describe how much I loved this book ! The story , the author and the narrator!!
This one I didn't have to use a credit for , but I loved it so much I just bought another of his books !
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- mea1313
- 08-26-23
So much fun!
Lol, this book is really wonderful!! Every B rated monster movie was brought to life in this story, and that's awesome!! Great narration!
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- Christna Fredrick Kim
- 04-08-20
I looked it a lot but I didn't love it
I thought it had some tone issues but overall the story was enjoyable. it's not groundbreaking but it's fun. it does something different but it's predictable and you know what's going to happen but it's a fun book to listen to while you run errands. the narrator was good. I didn't get bored listening to him. I think it's worth the 8sh hours of listening and worth a credit.
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- Dyanstar
- 08-19-23
Funny and horrific
Really great at the dead pan humor which I love. Very entertaining, always a fun ride.
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