Christmas Jokes for Kids
Funny and Hilarious Christmas Jokes
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Ryan Sitzberger
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Jimmy Giggles
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You will giggle so hard at these funny Christmas jokes. It's the best time of year to share comedy and humor!
- Hilarious Christmas jokes
- Excellent for young listeners
- Fun for kids, teens, or adults
From the book...
Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas song?
A: Jungle bells!
Q: Who delivers cat Christmas presents?
A: Santa Paws!
Q: How does Santa take Christmas pictures?
A: With his North Polaroid!
Comedy, humor, and joke-telling have many positive benefits. Jokes can bring a smile to the face of others and put you in a great mood! Here are a few more benefits associated with joke-telling:
- Help you bond with friends and family
- Lighten tense situations
- Help you make friends
- Great conversation starters
- Perfect for texts and status updates
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