Bad Valentines
Three Twisted Love Stories
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David Woodfin
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Steve Vernon
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Love is one of those four-letter words that people like to throw around, but sometimes love can be one of the meanest and nastiest games in town.
If you have ever had your heart broken - then this audiobook is for you.
If you enjoy the taste of strong meat - then this audiobook is for you.
If you've got a sense of weird that is honed as sharp as a cutthroat's knife - then this audiobook is for you.
Here are three of the strangest love stories you have ever read.
- Change of Pace - Listen to this tale for a taste of a true Spanish fly.
- Wetside Story - A touching saga of love, squid-things, and zombie Nazi death subs.
- Potboiler, Told in a Spanish Key - Breaking someone's heart can sometimes be the very last thing you will ever do.
"If Harlan Ellison, Richard Matheson, and Robert Bloch had a three-way sex romp in a hot tub, and then a team of scientists came in and filtered out the water and mixed the leftover DNA into a test tube, the resulting genetic experiment would most likely grow up into Steve Vernon." - Bookgasm
"This genre needs new blood, and Steve Vernon is quite a transfusion." - Edward Lee, author of Flesh Gothic and City Infernal
"Those who have read Vernon's fiction previously know to expect the unexpected, and to grab onto something firm and weighty as they begin the first few words of one of his stories." - Fearzone
"Steve Vernon is a hard writer to pin down. And that's a good thing." - Dark Scribe Magazine
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