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David W. Barbee
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He was just another man with a drinking problem, only alcohol transformed him into a violent pork-beast named Piggly Swiggly, and since he's always drunk, his human side hasn't seen the light of day in years. After yet another rampaging bender, Piggly wakes up in a jungle metropolis full of floating crocodiles, greasy bacon addicts, and worse: prohibition. Trapped in this strange teetotaled town, he must keep his buzz going or else revert to his weak and vulnerable human form. But even then, Piggly Swiggly's depravity may prove to be his own undoing, especially when gangsters are plotting to cut off his snout, a bacon-loving princess is stealing his heart, and he must face the worst torture of all: sobriety. Like a shit-faced Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, Bacon Fried Bastard is a weird thriller packed with gangland violence, junkie romance, and alcoholic pork.
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