Always the Killer Never the Bride

De: Addison Moore

Narrado por: Virtual Voice

It's Criminally Cozy!
"I would have given it ten stars if I could have!"
"One of the best cozy mysteries I've ever read!"
You will LOVE this small town cozy mystery! It's so cozy it's criminal!

Love small towns, close-knit friendships, and humor with a side of homicide? You will LOVE the Pain in the Assassin series! Hilarious from start to finish!

An assassin who works for the mob. One hot detective. And a killer. Living in Honey Hollow can be murder.

Cosmopolitan Magazine calls Addison's books, "...easy, frothy fun!"
Humor with a side of homicide.

A laugh out loud cozy mystery by New York Times, USA TODAY, & Wall Street Journal bestseller Addison Moore

***A MURDER IN THE MIX SPINOFF!*** Includes RECIPE!

My name is Eufrasia Canelli but everybody calls me Effie. I come from a big Italian family with big hearts, big appetites, and an even bigger bankroll that’s cleverly hidden from the IRS.

I’m not married to the mob, I was born into it. Just last year, I was laid off from my career at a tech company and in an effort to keep from moving back home—I went crawling to the biggest crime lord I know—my Uncle Jimmy.

He gave me two options: Dance at his strip club—or hunt down his enemies.

Seeing that I’m no fan of public nudity, I opted for murder.

Let’s just say my mortality rate so far is nil.

Okay, so I’m not a straight shot but my Uncle Jimmy doesn’t seem to mind and I’m still raking in enough money to keep a roof over my head.

I also took a part-time job at a local bakery. Not only do I get to satisfy my sweet tooth for free but I get a decent cover when I’m asked about my employment.

But the darndest thing just happened at one of my gigs, someone dropped dead!
And guess who landed at the top of the suspect list?
Me.

Now I’ve got to find the killer before I end up behind bars for committing a homicide that wasn’t even on my radar.

I guess it’s true what they say—living in Honey Hollow can be murder.

Terrible Narration

I can’t make it past chapter 9… i can handle almost any narrator, but apparently I draw the line at a computer that doesn’t know where to place inflections, it is so confusing. In addition, I keep thinking my phone has died or the app has closed due to the lengthy pauses.
I’m sure the technology will get there eventually, but it’s not there yet and I feel bad for the author whose work is being butchered.