Almost Boyfriends

De: Derek Clendening

Narrado por: Virtual Voice

DALLAS

Dallas describes himself as Buffalo’s most famous gay teenager. He’s bubbly, fully of personality, and falls in love more frequently than most people change their underwear, but he’s having trouble finding ‘the one’. He knows the process would be a lot easier if not for the thorn in his side—a thorn named T.D. Austin.

T.D.

T.D.’s love life is great. It would be perfect if it weren’t for a serious pain in the butt—a pain in the butt named Dallas Maxwell. He’s already ruined several potential relationships for him and, when they both start seeing Drew Wilson, something’s got to give.

THE KISS

They’re willing to battle it out for Drew, but know they’ll lose their friends if they can’t get along. Trying to be civil puts them even more at odds, but with a wrinkle this time. Things start heating up between them—in more ways than one. Neither have any idea how much trouble can start with just one kiss.

Virtual Voice narration is horrendous.

The word “does” is pronounced like toes. “Kick-ass” is kickis. “Hard-ass” is hardis. Mind pronounced like wind. Many more. And the story is simplistic and has been done a million times. Nothing original here. Narcissistic characters. Plot holes you can drive a truck through.