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Григорий Горин - не только драматург и сценарист всенародно любимых фильмов "Тот самый Мюнхгаузен", "Формула любви", "Убить дракона", "О бедном гусаре замолвите слово", но и автор известных юмористических рассказов, сатирических миниатюр, остроумных монологов, сценок и зарисовок, которые мы и предлагаем вашему вниманию: Ёжик "Хочу харчо!" (Монолог официанта) Беспристрастное мнение Брюки товарища Синицына (Монолог непутёвого человека) Внимание! Вы забыли набрать цифру "два"… Воскресные прогулки Встреча с известным писателем Бурко (Рассказ директора совхоза) Вы мне не доверяете? Измена К вопросу о Державине Какая наглость! Когда горит душа (Монолог строителя) Мысли гражданина Кравцова Новый обычай (Рассказ одного молодого активиста) Обнажённый Куренцов Остановите Потапова! Письма гражданина Кравцова Почём деньги? Почему повязка на ноге? Протекция (Рассказ вахтёра) Рассказ о том, чего нет С праздничком! Сауна (Монолог нужного человека) Сказка про собаку, которая прожила триста лет Скрытой камерой (Монолог продавца) Случай на фабрике № 6 Тигр Только для вас! Убийца Фантомасы (Монолог сторожа) Хорошее воспитание (Монолог моего соседа) Чем открывается пиво? Что-то синее в полосочку… (Монолог командированного)
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