Welcome to Everywhere! This Satirical Survival Guide for Modern Life is the Most Hysterically Serious Field Manual Ever.

Dive into the absurdity, hypocrisy, and chaos of modern society with How to Find Hookers & Dope Everywhere You Go. Equal parts scathing critique and laugh-out-loud satire, this book exposes the ridiculous systems we’re all trapped in—whether we like it or not.

Just because it is funny does not mean it is not true.

From the commodification of culture to the billion-dollar industries that profit from addiction, no stone is left unturned in this hilariously cynical exploration of Everywhere—a dystopian wonderland where convenience reigns, vice thrives, and morality is always for sale.

• Explore: The seedy underground economy of Everywhere, from political pimps to boutique brothels.
• Laugh: At the hypocrisy of “self-care,” virtue signaling, and the endless hustle culture.
• Question: The systems that profit off desperation, control, and exploitation.
• Discover: Small acts of rebellion that let you reclaim a piece of yourself.

Written with biting wit and sharp insight, How to Find Hookers & Dope Everywhere You Go is your ultimate field guide to surviving—and maybe even thriving—in a world that’s perfectly designed to keep you spinning in circles. Whether you’re a rebel, a questioner, or just someone who enjoys a good roast, this book will have you laughing, thinking, and rethinking everything you thought you knew about modern life.

Perfect for fans of satire, social criticism, and dark humor.