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Two Minute Orgasm

A Whimsical Story of Unfettered Sex

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Two Minute Orgasm

By: La Marchesa
Narrated by: Cressida Wolf
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Answering a bizarre newspaper ad at a research clinic, Janine Taylor’s life is turned topsy-turvy when she agrees to be a test subject for a study on extending the length of orgasms for women. Caught in a debauched world of sexual nirvana, Janine soon becomes their star pupil. Can she go back to her old life? Given the choice would she even want to?!

Warning: Two Minute Orgasm is a sometimes zany sexual farce that some may find offensive.

©2010 New Dawning International Bookfair (P)2011 Mars Audio Books
Literature & Fiction
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Well, I only paid $.95 for it.

Well, it wasn't horrible. But the premise is not at all realistic and while the sex scenes are graphic they are not imaginative. I kept thinking that it felt like it was written by a highschooler, someone with not a lot of world experience. It was kind of jarring as it didn't seem to identify an audience. I think it would be best for a reader who is bisexual.

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IWoman seeks organs longer than 2 min. is a succe

Over Goodreads, this book has been deducted points because of proofing issues. But after listening to Cressida Wolf moan her way through her journey, I've decided her fantasy should be my fantasy. I enjoyed it. The length was just right, the players were all horny and light.
I find bondage hot so this gave me another reason to like it.

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Whew! Close one

The story is pure erotica. It starts off great. And then, near the end, it gets too unbelievable for me. But the author, rightly, fixes it before the story ends and does so very wisely and in a manner that redeems the more questionable or unbelievable aspects. The story has a little bit for everybody--anal, group/gang-bang, lesbian, cunnilingus, straight. But don't buy it if you don't like it pretty darn raw. It's a fast, good, erotic read with a story worth listening to if that's what you're into. There's only one thing that detracts from the story. And, for me, it's a biggie. But I'm sure it's not for others. The author--like too many authors--fails to treat a character who is a person of color like she treats characters that are not persons of color. She does this by indicating the race of a black cook when she doesn't indicate the race or ethnicity of anyone else in the story. This is too often done and indicates authors' normalizing one race while treating another race as "other." It shoes a lack of cultural competency at the least and a degree of racism that we're all so easily socialized to at the most. And to add fuel to the flame, the author makes a questionable "joke" by having the black character poke fun at her shade of skin when talking to her white bosses and their guest. Do better!

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heard better

Not the best book I've heard. She dint pronounce words right . To for fetch.

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Oh My, F$#!@%(. God !!

What made the experience of listening to Two Minute Orgasm the most enjoyable?

Let's just say I'm glad other people think the way I do and have the guts to write it down!

What was one of the most memorable moments of Two Minute Orgasm?

The beginning, the middle, and the end.

Which scene was your favorite?

Every scene with the dotors.

Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?

When she made it over a minute.

Any additional comments?

This story brought back my days in the 60's. Sex,freedom,sex,drugs,sex,rock and roll,sex, the Beatles, sex, the pill, and sex without condoms. Those were the days.............my friends.

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So hot! Really hot narration!

What made the experience of listening to Two Minute Orgasm the most enjoyable?

This book was exactly what I was looking for-plenty of steamy, explicit and varied sex. And the narrator made it so much better with her very realistic sound effects! It sounded just like the cover picture looks, which turned me on so much I bought the book without listening to a sample. Excellent erotica, outstanding narration. It hit all the right spots for me, so to speak.

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Yuck

I'm not sure what the other reviewers listened too but this was just juvenile sex disguised as a story.

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