-
Too Many Fingers in the Dyke
- The Seamen Sexology, Book 3
- Narrated by: François le Foutre, Cocksmith Standish, Coxswain Trim, Randy Butterbottom, Inèl Ladouche
- Length: 1 hr and 15 mins
Failed to add items
Add to Cart failed.
Add to Wish List failed.
Remove from wishlist failed.
Adding to library failed
Follow podcast failed
Unfollow podcast failed
![Prime logo](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/G/01/Audible/Homestead/Prime_Logo_RGB.png)
Get 2 free audiobooks during trial.
Buy for $6.95
No default payment method selected.
We are sorry. We are not allowed to sell this product with the selected payment method
Listeners also enjoyed...
-
There's Seamen on the Poop-Deck!: A Gay Pirate Romance Adventure!
- The Seamen Sexology, Book 1
- By: Francois le Foutre
- Narrated by: Francois le Foutre, Cocksmith Standish, Dorian Trim
- Length: 33 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Rear Admiral François le Foutre and his ship, the Raging Queen, are come upon by Captain Cocksmith Standish. Cocksmith and his men take all of François' seamen, and store them in the fo'c'sle with no hope of escape. Banned by the Texas Renaissance Festival, it's the gay pirate romance novel you've always secretly wanted! (Well, maybe openly wanted.)
-
-
The tears....
- By Barby Rodriguez on 08-20-19
-
Occupation
- Rise, Book 1
- By: Devon C. Ford, Nathan Hystad
- Narrated by: Ray Porter
- Length: 8 hrs and 6 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Alec works in the Detroit Overseer-factories, building a mysterious alien device. When three strangers appear, he's provided an opportunity to escape after years of servitude. Cole, a Freeborn loner, encounters Lina after her village is destroyed by the alien Occupation. Together, they make the arduous journey to a fabled safe-zone, trying to stay one step ahead of the enemy drones on their trail. Dex is a Hunter, working for the Occupation to track down escaped factory slaves, or Roamers, at all costs. But his latest hunt uncovers a massive secret.
-
-
Exceptional Character Driven Alien Invasion Story!
- By Jas P on 05-24-20
By: Devon C. Ford, and others
-
Everything I Didn't Know
- By: Nicky James
- Narrated by: Nick J. Russo
- Length: 12 hrs and 55 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Six months after he arrived, Bowie learned the hard truth about Oasis. There are rules, and they are made to be followed. The consequence of disobedience is deadly. Once you’re in Oasis, you’re never getting out. And its cultish founder has eyes everywhere. One year into his survival, with a plan to escape slowly simmering to life, Bowie is faced with a problem. New members have joined the community, among them a man who catches Bowie’s eye. Foster is attractive, older, and as far as Bowie is concerned, completely unavailable.
-
-
compelling standalone romantic suspense
- By AL♡ on 08-22-23
By: Nicky James
-
Underwood and Flinch: Blood and Smoke
- By: Mike Bennett
- Narrated by: Mike Bennett
- Length: 4 hrs and 35 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Having returned to the Flinch family house in Spain, David Flinch uncovers old audio interviews between his father, Arthur, and the vampire, Lord Underwood. Through these recordings, David learns what happened to Underwood when he and Matthias Flinch sailed on from where we left them in 1719. A voyage that sees Underwood face new dangers, make new allies, and discover more about the creature of darkness he has become.
-
-
Less exciting than the first but a must read
- By Morgan B. Gainor on 08-02-21
By: Mike Bennett
-
Shell Game
- By: Benny Lawrence
- Narrated by: Em Grosland, Blair Baker
- Length: 10 hrs and 18 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Life in a remote fishing village in the middle of a civil war is neither safe nor inspiring. So, when an opportunity comes along for village girl Lynn to be kidnapped and enslaved by Darren, a ruthless pirate queen, she takes full advantage of it. But Darren is neither as ruthless nor as piratical as she appears at first glance--and Lynn's not exactly what she seems to be, either.
-
-
Couldn’t stop listening…
- By Tammi on 11-16-22
By: Benny Lawrence
-
A Court of Honey and Ash
- By: Shannon Mayer, Kelly St. Clare
- Narrated by: Elizabeth Evans
- Length: 8 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Orphaned. Trained to fight. Raised to fear the power of Underhill. Secretly in love with a man who doesn’t want me. I’m still just Alli, a.k.a. the half-human orphan fae, but my life is looking up for the first time. It only took me my whole 24 years. But when Underhill - the ancestral home of the fae - shatters, making it impossible for any fae to enter, I’m the only one who knows who did it. A secret that will be the death of me if I do nothing.
-
-
Wanted to slap a leading character 4 poor choices!
- By DC. on 08-09-21
By: Shannon Mayer, and others
-
There's Seamen on the Poop-Deck!: A Gay Pirate Romance Adventure!
- The Seamen Sexology, Book 1
- By: Francois le Foutre
- Narrated by: Francois le Foutre, Cocksmith Standish, Dorian Trim
- Length: 33 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Rear Admiral François le Foutre and his ship, the Raging Queen, are come upon by Captain Cocksmith Standish. Cocksmith and his men take all of François' seamen, and store them in the fo'c'sle with no hope of escape. Banned by the Texas Renaissance Festival, it's the gay pirate romance novel you've always secretly wanted! (Well, maybe openly wanted.)
-
-
The tears....
- By Barby Rodriguez on 08-20-19
-
Occupation
- Rise, Book 1
- By: Devon C. Ford, Nathan Hystad
- Narrated by: Ray Porter
- Length: 8 hrs and 6 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Alec works in the Detroit Overseer-factories, building a mysterious alien device. When three strangers appear, he's provided an opportunity to escape after years of servitude. Cole, a Freeborn loner, encounters Lina after her village is destroyed by the alien Occupation. Together, they make the arduous journey to a fabled safe-zone, trying to stay one step ahead of the enemy drones on their trail. Dex is a Hunter, working for the Occupation to track down escaped factory slaves, or Roamers, at all costs. But his latest hunt uncovers a massive secret.
-
-
Exceptional Character Driven Alien Invasion Story!
- By Jas P on 05-24-20
By: Devon C. Ford, and others
-
Everything I Didn't Know
- By: Nicky James
- Narrated by: Nick J. Russo
- Length: 12 hrs and 55 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Six months after he arrived, Bowie learned the hard truth about Oasis. There are rules, and they are made to be followed. The consequence of disobedience is deadly. Once you’re in Oasis, you’re never getting out. And its cultish founder has eyes everywhere. One year into his survival, with a plan to escape slowly simmering to life, Bowie is faced with a problem. New members have joined the community, among them a man who catches Bowie’s eye. Foster is attractive, older, and as far as Bowie is concerned, completely unavailable.
-
-
compelling standalone romantic suspense
- By AL♡ on 08-22-23
By: Nicky James
-
Underwood and Flinch: Blood and Smoke
- By: Mike Bennett
- Narrated by: Mike Bennett
- Length: 4 hrs and 35 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Having returned to the Flinch family house in Spain, David Flinch uncovers old audio interviews between his father, Arthur, and the vampire, Lord Underwood. Through these recordings, David learns what happened to Underwood when he and Matthias Flinch sailed on from where we left them in 1719. A voyage that sees Underwood face new dangers, make new allies, and discover more about the creature of darkness he has become.
-
-
Less exciting than the first but a must read
- By Morgan B. Gainor on 08-02-21
By: Mike Bennett
-
Shell Game
- By: Benny Lawrence
- Narrated by: Em Grosland, Blair Baker
- Length: 10 hrs and 18 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Life in a remote fishing village in the middle of a civil war is neither safe nor inspiring. So, when an opportunity comes along for village girl Lynn to be kidnapped and enslaved by Darren, a ruthless pirate queen, she takes full advantage of it. But Darren is neither as ruthless nor as piratical as she appears at first glance--and Lynn's not exactly what she seems to be, either.
-
-
Couldn’t stop listening…
- By Tammi on 11-16-22
By: Benny Lawrence
-
A Court of Honey and Ash
- By: Shannon Mayer, Kelly St. Clare
- Narrated by: Elizabeth Evans
- Length: 8 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Orphaned. Trained to fight. Raised to fear the power of Underhill. Secretly in love with a man who doesn’t want me. I’m still just Alli, a.k.a. the half-human orphan fae, but my life is looking up for the first time. It only took me my whole 24 years. But when Underhill - the ancestral home of the fae - shatters, making it impossible for any fae to enter, I’m the only one who knows who did it. A secret that will be the death of me if I do nothing.
-
-
Wanted to slap a leading character 4 poor choices!
- By DC. on 08-09-21
By: Shannon Mayer, and others
-
The Legacy of Heorot
- By: Larry Niven, Jerry Pournelle, Steven Barnes
- Narrated by: Tom Weiner
- Length: 12 hrs and 41 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Best-selling science fiction superstars Larry Niven and Jerry Pournelle combine their talents with those of Steven Barnes in an extraordinary adventure of humankind’s first outpost in the farthest reaches of space. Light years from Earth, colonists land on a planet they name Avalon. It seems like a paradise—until native creatures savagely attack. It will take every bit of intelligence, courage, and military-style discipline to survive.
-
-
Great read!
- By Thomas on 12-05-12
By: Larry Niven, and others
-
Survival
- Species Imperative, Book 1
- By: Julie E. Czerneda
- Narrated by: Angele Masters
- Length: 17 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Herself a biologist, Julie E. Czerneda has earned a reputation in science fiction circles for her ability to create beautifully crafted, imaginative, yet believably realized alien races. In Survival, the first novel in her new series, Species Imperative, she draws upon this talent to build races, characters, and a universe which will draw listeners into a magnificent tale of interstellar intrigue, as an Earth scientist is caught up in a terrifying interspecies conflict.
-
-
I study salmon!
- By Amazon Customer on 03-05-20
-
Silo
- A Post-Apocalyptic Survival Thriller, Frozen World, Book 1
- By: Jay J. Falconer, M. L. Banner
- Narrated by: Gary Tiedemann
- Length: 9 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
In a frozen wasteland where survival hangs by a thread, Simon Frost and his band of hardened warriors embark on a daring mission. With their lives on the line, they scour the treacherous landscape in search of vital resources to keep their camp alive. But when they encounter a ruthless adversary, they find themselves outnumbered and outmatched as a relentless battle erupts. Bullets tear through the air, and the stench of blood saturates the earth as they fight tooth and nail, leaving a trail of devastation in their wake.
-
-
Dkr
- By Debra Rogers on 01-19-20
By: Jay J. Falconer, and others
-
Lost Pirates
- By: Jamie Hawke
- Narrated by: Brandon Utah
- Length: 8 hrs and 46 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Frank was never the save-the-world type. He joined his college's Jedi dueling club to impress a chick he was into, and only stayed because he was too embarrassed to quit. He’s the type to have a crush, but the closest he’s gotten to action lately is when he stumbles upon his roommate having a hot threesome. Damn, he'd love to feel what it's like to be that guy. Be careful what you wish for…Life takes an unexpected turn when Frank discovers his grandpa's secret and travels back in time.
-
-
I wanted to like it, but...
- By Spencer on 02-10-19
By: Jamie Hawke
-
Circuit World
- By: Daniel Pierce
- Narrated by: Austin Rising
- Length: 8 hrs and 46 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
For three years, Rixon Caldwell has been the most lethal gamer online. He is undefeated in international play, and his stream is viewed by millions of avid fans each and every day. When an unsigned email arrives inviting him to beta test the newest, most immersive MMO ever, Circuit World, he discounts the offer out of hand. For him, offers like this one are a daily event. He’s a brand, and charity is not his default setting. When he moves to delete the email, his laptop screen vanishes, replaced with a simple question: Do you accept our challenge?
-
-
they should let you know....
- By Adam Dintelman on 10-07-19
By: Daniel Pierce
-
Tales of a Northblood
- Winter's Breath: A LitRPG Saga
- By: Carrie Summers
- Narrated by: Annie Ellicott, Jeff Hays, Dorrie Sacks
- Length: 8 hrs and 34 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Jace, a backcountry ranger assigned to patrol the wilderness of North America, was hiking when abruptly he was somewhere…else. Wind battered his thinly clothed body, and the salt air from crashing waves immediately soaked him to the bone. Nothing looked familiar. And then the strange game messages started appearing in his vision.
-
-
Double edge comment
- By Eric on 06-21-21
By: Carrie Summers
-
Rebels of Last World
- Chimera King, Book 1
- By: Atlas Kane
- Narrated by: Christopher Boucher, Jessica Threet
- Length: 13 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Cade Clarke spends his last night on Earth drinking with an old army buddy. When he decides to risk his life to defend a gorgeous bartender, he pays the ultimate price. Resurrected to Antinium, Cade finds himself thrown into a world where the very rules of reality have shifted. He chooses a unique class, customizes his soul weapon, and levels up to unlock vital skills, traits and attributes points in order to survive. Cade’s chances for success are minimal, until he finds his destiny intertwined with a group of sexy women.
-
-
The narrator tried, but couldn't save this book
- By Joseph on 11-09-20
By: Atlas Kane
-
Feral
- A Novel of Werewolf Horror
- By: Matt Serafini
- Narrated by: Matt Godfrey
- Length: 11 hrs and 49 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Jack and Allen need a break. They’ve decided to spend the summer before their senior year of college out in Western Massachusetts. But their quest for rest and relaxation comes to an end when they arrive in Greifsfield, MA. Their friendship is tested by a mysterious beauty and her razor-sharp smile, then broken when they’re caught up in a rash of mysterious disappearances. How will these two friends cope with the truth behind a town that craves raw meat? And how will they survive beneath the glow of the full moon?
-
-
Infestation
- By Michael Oberhardt on 08-21-18
By: Matt Serafini
-
Master of the Forest
- By: Artyom Dereschuk
- Narrated by: Bruce Mann
- Length: 7 hrs and 56 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
A young man leaves his backdoor Russian town and heads to Moscow, never to be poor again. With each day, he grows more and more desperate, until he meets an old geologist with an intriguing and surprisingly profitable offer: to join him on his trip to the depths of Siberia, the largest forest on the planet, and become a "black digger" - one of those who find and excavate mammoth tusks with the purpose of selling them as ivory to the highest bidder.
-
-
A fun adventure horror
- By Beau on 04-27-23
By: Artyom Dereschuk
-
The Nest
- By: Gregory A. Douglas
- Narrated by: Matt Godfrey
- Length: 9 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
It was just an ordinary garbage dump on peaceful Cape Cod. No one ever imagined that conditions were perfect for breeding, that it was a warm womb, fetid, moist, and with food so plentiful that everything creeping, crawling, and slithering could gorge to satiation. Then a change in poison control was made, resulting in an unforeseen mutation. Now the giant mutant cockroaches are ready to leave their nest - in search of human flesh!
-
-
Buyer beware: it’s brutal
- By Liv on 07-17-19
-
The RPG Apocalypse
- The RPG Apocalypse, Book 1
- By: Jeremy Chambless
- Narrated by: Maks Daniels
- Length: 10 hrs and 22 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Every day is the same for Joseph: Study, go to class, repeat. Life is dull, and there's no prospect of that changing. Is some excitement too much to ask for? "Get to safety if you wish to survive!" Joseph's prayers are answered, but not in a way he could ever have expected. Goblins, ghouls, kobolds, and a myriad of monsters and mythical creatures have spawned all over the college campus and beyond. The carnage is shocking. If he's going to survive the RPG apocalypse, Joseph is going to have to figure out the new rules fast.
-
-
Too many stat pages
- By Customer rated on 11-11-21
By: Jeremy Chambless
-
The Unseen
- A Novella of the Elder Races
- By: Thea Harrison
- Narrated by: Sophie Eastlake
- Length: 3 hrs and 18 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Saying goodbye to their old life in the Wyr demesne in New York may be hard, but Dragos and Pia are determined to create a new life in the Other land of Rhyacia. At first, everything seems idyllic. Rhyacia is paradisiacal. Accompanied by old friends and new allies, the future looks safe and bright for Dragos, Pia, and baby Niall.
-
-
Short
- By Carolyn D on 10-01-20
By: Thea Harrison
Publisher's summary
Too Many Fingers in the Dyke is the third book in the banned gay pirate romance adventure series The Seamen Sexology.
The Nether Lands is home to fertile bogs and the Great Dyke Army.
When De Cocksdorp's head dyker Joosie Twaat wakes to find her finger has been sloppily inserted in her own now-leaking dyke, François and his crew immediately come to help De Cocksdorp.
But small leaks become large leaks, and large leaks become gushes. And before long, Joosie's gaping dyke threatens to flood the whole town.
Related to this topic
-
Gears of Troy
- By: Daniel Pierce
- Narrated by: Alexander Cendese
- Length: 7 hrs and 24 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
When naval officer Troy Weston loses his hands in a training accident, the doctors present him with a unique offer: robotic replacement hands with added strength and durability. He'll be a new man with a new life, far more capable than he ever was before. He accepts, and during his recovery he returns to Lake Superior to pilot his sailboat on bays he's known since childhood. During a fierce and wild thunderstorm, Troy and his craft are sent through a portal and into an unknown world. When the rain settles, he finds himself on a foreign coastline surrounded by Greek architecture.
-
-
Needs more
- By John on 05-22-19
By: Daniel Pierce
-
Dawn of Chaos
- Age of Madness - A Kurtherian Gambit Series
- By: Daniel Willcocks, Michael Anderle
- Narrated by: Emily Beresford
- Length: 7 hrs and 25 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Caitlin finally gets the chance to explore what's outside of the walls of the town she's been trapped in and finds vampires, werewolves, and zombie-like creatures.
-
-
disappointed
- By me.. on 01-10-23
By: Daniel Willcocks, and others
-
The Paths Between Worlds
- By: Paul Antony Jones
- Narrated by: Kate Reading
- Length: 11 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
For Meredith Gale, ending her life seems like her only choice, and that choice is the reason she’s dangling by her fingertips from a bridge high above the freezing water of the San Francisco Bay. But someone or some thing has other plans for Meredith, and as her fingers slip from the cold steel of the bridge, a disembodied voice asks her a simple question: “Candidate 13: Do you wish to be saved?” Realizing her mistake too late, Meredith screams “Yes!” and instantly finds herself transported to a mysterious island, alongside hundreds of other Candidates like her.
-
-
A whole lot of fun!
- By Jane on 04-16-19
-
Rebels of Last World
- Chimera King, Book 1
- By: Atlas Kane
- Narrated by: Christopher Boucher, Jessica Threet
- Length: 13 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Cade Clarke spends his last night on Earth drinking with an old army buddy. When he decides to risk his life to defend a gorgeous bartender, he pays the ultimate price. Resurrected to Antinium, Cade finds himself thrown into a world where the very rules of reality have shifted. He chooses a unique class, customizes his soul weapon, and levels up to unlock vital skills, traits and attributes points in order to survive. Cade’s chances for success are minimal, until he finds his destiny intertwined with a group of sexy women.
-
-
The narrator tried, but couldn't save this book
- By Joseph on 11-09-20
By: Atlas Kane
-
Half Way Home
- By: Hugh Howey
- Narrated by: Max Miller
- Length: 6 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Less than 60 kids awaken on a distant planet. The colony ship they arrived on is aflame. The rest of their contingent is dead. They've only received half their training, and they are being asked to conquer an entire planet. Before they can, however, they must first survive each other.
-
-
Horrible narration
- By Katya A on 10-12-13
By: Hugh Howey
-
Heresy of Dragons
- By: Erik Reid
- Narrated by: Chris Graves
- Length: 13 hrs and 37 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Not every man can handle a magitech gauntlet that speaks in floating silver text, or a handful of women with unique...needs. I’m not every man. When a bad blind date got worse - like, interdimensional lightning storm worse - I woke up to a realm of dragon women, magical kobolds, and a playful monkey girl with a painful secret. I also accidentally (totally on purpose) stole an ancient artifact in the form of a black gauntlet that bonded with my body and unlocked various new abilities. So what’s the catch? The glove wasn’t meant for me. It was meant for the fabled Hero of Silura.
-
-
Those low reviews are kooks, seriously you guys
- By Gavin Markowitz on 01-16-20
By: Erik Reid
-
Gears of Troy
- By: Daniel Pierce
- Narrated by: Alexander Cendese
- Length: 7 hrs and 24 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
When naval officer Troy Weston loses his hands in a training accident, the doctors present him with a unique offer: robotic replacement hands with added strength and durability. He'll be a new man with a new life, far more capable than he ever was before. He accepts, and during his recovery he returns to Lake Superior to pilot his sailboat on bays he's known since childhood. During a fierce and wild thunderstorm, Troy and his craft are sent through a portal and into an unknown world. When the rain settles, he finds himself on a foreign coastline surrounded by Greek architecture.
-
-
Needs more
- By John on 05-22-19
By: Daniel Pierce
-
Dawn of Chaos
- Age of Madness - A Kurtherian Gambit Series
- By: Daniel Willcocks, Michael Anderle
- Narrated by: Emily Beresford
- Length: 7 hrs and 25 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Caitlin finally gets the chance to explore what's outside of the walls of the town she's been trapped in and finds vampires, werewolves, and zombie-like creatures.
-
-
disappointed
- By me.. on 01-10-23
By: Daniel Willcocks, and others
-
The Paths Between Worlds
- By: Paul Antony Jones
- Narrated by: Kate Reading
- Length: 11 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
For Meredith Gale, ending her life seems like her only choice, and that choice is the reason she’s dangling by her fingertips from a bridge high above the freezing water of the San Francisco Bay. But someone or some thing has other plans for Meredith, and as her fingers slip from the cold steel of the bridge, a disembodied voice asks her a simple question: “Candidate 13: Do you wish to be saved?” Realizing her mistake too late, Meredith screams “Yes!” and instantly finds herself transported to a mysterious island, alongside hundreds of other Candidates like her.
-
-
A whole lot of fun!
- By Jane on 04-16-19
-
Rebels of Last World
- Chimera King, Book 1
- By: Atlas Kane
- Narrated by: Christopher Boucher, Jessica Threet
- Length: 13 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Cade Clarke spends his last night on Earth drinking with an old army buddy. When he decides to risk his life to defend a gorgeous bartender, he pays the ultimate price. Resurrected to Antinium, Cade finds himself thrown into a world where the very rules of reality have shifted. He chooses a unique class, customizes his soul weapon, and levels up to unlock vital skills, traits and attributes points in order to survive. Cade’s chances for success are minimal, until he finds his destiny intertwined with a group of sexy women.
-
-
The narrator tried, but couldn't save this book
- By Joseph on 11-09-20
By: Atlas Kane
-
Half Way Home
- By: Hugh Howey
- Narrated by: Max Miller
- Length: 6 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Less than 60 kids awaken on a distant planet. The colony ship they arrived on is aflame. The rest of their contingent is dead. They've only received half their training, and they are being asked to conquer an entire planet. Before they can, however, they must first survive each other.
-
-
Horrible narration
- By Katya A on 10-12-13
By: Hugh Howey
-
Heresy of Dragons
- By: Erik Reid
- Narrated by: Chris Graves
- Length: 13 hrs and 37 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Not every man can handle a magitech gauntlet that speaks in floating silver text, or a handful of women with unique...needs. I’m not every man. When a bad blind date got worse - like, interdimensional lightning storm worse - I woke up to a realm of dragon women, magical kobolds, and a playful monkey girl with a painful secret. I also accidentally (totally on purpose) stole an ancient artifact in the form of a black gauntlet that bonded with my body and unlocked various new abilities. So what’s the catch? The glove wasn’t meant for me. It was meant for the fabled Hero of Silura.
-
-
Those low reviews are kooks, seriously you guys
- By Gavin Markowitz on 01-16-20
By: Erik Reid
-
After It Happened
- Publisher's Pack, Books 1 & 2
- By: Devon C. Ford
- Narrated by: R.C. Bray
- Length: 12 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
This omnibus edition contains Survival (book 1) and Humanity (book 2) of the After It Happened series.
-
-
I really wanted to like these series
- By Midwestbonsai on 03-17-18
By: Devon C. Ford
-
Wildfire Griffin
- Fire & Rescue Shifters: Wildfire Crew, Book 1
- By: Zoe Chant
- Narrated by: Lucy Rivers
- Length: 8 hrs and 22 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
When firefighter Rory lays eyes on fire-watcher Edith, he instantly knows she’s the one. His fated mate. Now, to win her heart, he just has to protect her from: 1. A raging wildfire (actually, she’s already got that covered, thanks). 2. The lightning-throwing invisible monster that started it (um, the what?). 3. Killer bunnies (don't even ask). 4. The appalling matchmaking attempts from his crew of misfit shifters (not only is this guy scorching hot, but his dog is adorable too. And...weirdly smart?). 5. His own animal need to claim her. Now.
-
-
Fun book with autism rep
- By Alex Fisher on 10-21-22
By: Zoe Chant
-
Forgotten Pages: A Prequel Novelette
- Star Child: Places of Power, Book 0
- By: Leonard Petracci
- Narrated by: Will M Watt
- Length: 1 hr and 56 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
For generations, a nameless man has been passed down through Cane's family - one who never seems to age, remembers the stories of old, and knows the depths of men's hearts. On the outside, Cane's family appeared to be simple fishermen. Yet when he turned 18 and his life entwined with the nameless man forever, Cane learned they were far more than he could imagine. And as they are hunted while pursuing hidden secrets, Cane's life enters turmoil, where nothing is clear.
-
-
The World Building
- By Esrael Rosales on 04-07-24
By: Leonard Petracci
-
The Legacy of Heorot
- By: Larry Niven, Jerry Pournelle, Steven Barnes
- Narrated by: Tom Weiner
- Length: 12 hrs and 41 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Best-selling science fiction superstars Larry Niven and Jerry Pournelle combine their talents with those of Steven Barnes in an extraordinary adventure of humankind’s first outpost in the farthest reaches of space. Light years from Earth, colonists land on a planet they name Avalon. It seems like a paradise—until native creatures savagely attack. It will take every bit of intelligence, courage, and military-style discipline to survive.
-
-
Great read!
- By Thomas on 12-05-12
By: Larry Niven, and others
-
Circuit World
- By: Daniel Pierce
- Narrated by: Austin Rising
- Length: 8 hrs and 46 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
For three years, Rixon Caldwell has been the most lethal gamer online. He is undefeated in international play, and his stream is viewed by millions of avid fans each and every day. When an unsigned email arrives inviting him to beta test the newest, most immersive MMO ever, Circuit World, he discounts the offer out of hand. For him, offers like this one are a daily event. He’s a brand, and charity is not his default setting. When he moves to delete the email, his laptop screen vanishes, replaced with a simple question: Do you accept our challenge?
-
-
they should let you know....
- By Adam Dintelman on 10-07-19
By: Daniel Pierce
-
Survival
- Species Imperative, Book 1
- By: Julie E. Czerneda
- Narrated by: Angele Masters
- Length: 17 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Herself a biologist, Julie E. Czerneda has earned a reputation in science fiction circles for her ability to create beautifully crafted, imaginative, yet believably realized alien races. In Survival, the first novel in her new series, Species Imperative, she draws upon this talent to build races, characters, and a universe which will draw listeners into a magnificent tale of interstellar intrigue, as an Earth scientist is caught up in a terrifying interspecies conflict.
-
-
I study salmon!
- By Amazon Customer on 03-05-20
-
An Elven Pirate Lord Omnibus, Books 1-3
- By: Marcus Sloss
- Narrated by: Daniel Wisniewski, Rebecca Woods
- Length: 31 hrs and 40 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Marooned in a strange land. Rescued by a sexy wood elf and her forest friends. Wes has a perilous journey in front of him to reclaim his home, his honor, and his future. In a world where political corruption is rife and there are dangers in every direction, the wood elf and her friends might not be what Wes was looking for, but they might be just what he needs.
-
-
MC is an ass and too much porn
- By smarquis on 03-26-23
By: Marcus Sloss
-
Lost Pirates
- By: Jamie Hawke
- Narrated by: Brandon Utah
- Length: 8 hrs and 46 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Frank was never the save-the-world type. He joined his college's Jedi dueling club to impress a chick he was into, and only stayed because he was too embarrassed to quit. He’s the type to have a crush, but the closest he’s gotten to action lately is when he stumbles upon his roommate having a hot threesome. Damn, he'd love to feel what it's like to be that guy. Be careful what you wish for…Life takes an unexpected turn when Frank discovers his grandpa's secret and travels back in time.
-
-
I wanted to like it, but...
- By Spencer on 02-10-19
By: Jamie Hawke
-
The Thousand Names
- By: Django Wexler
- Narrated by: Richard Poe
- Length: 22 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
With this stunning series opener, Django Wexler leaps to the upper echelon of today’s best fantasy authors. The Thousand Names opens his Shadow Campaigns series with a tale of bloody rebellion that will reshape an empire -- and a world. Captain Marcus d’Ivoire and Winter Ihernglass see their fortunes rise under the command of military genius Janus bet Vhalnich. But Janus’ obsession with the supernatural portends a dire fate for the realm.
-
-
90% battles and 10% character development
- By Kathleen on 11-15-14
By: Django Wexler
-
Breaking Gods
- Godbreaker, Book 1
- By: D. J. Molles
- Narrated by: Christian Rummel
- Length: 9 hrs and 36 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
In the beginning, the gods destroyed the world. Five hundred years later, things haven’t gotten much better for humans. The demigods that were left behind to guard over humanity have been using them as fodder for an endless civil war between themselves, and the humans just go on dutifully slaughtering each other, battle after battle. It’s not all bad, though. Perry McGown makes his living off those bloody, stinking battlefields. He works on a crew that reclaims all the spent shell casings. But if anyone found out that he was a deserter from the war, he’d be executed for heresy.
-
-
Why does the author make it so hard to like the main character
- By Teressa Vanda on 10-02-19
By: D. J. Molles
-
Island Jumper
- The Archipelago Series, Book 1
- By: M. H. Ryan
- Narrated by: Kit Carter, Christopher Boucher, Jessica Threet
- Length: 7 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Jack Sawyer takes a sorority on a party boat tour when a mysterious storm slams into them. Now they are stranded on a chain of strange islands with bizarre creatures that have an unsettling desire to kill them. He must learn how to survive the elements by building rafts, shelters, and weapons from whatever they find on the islands, all while fighting for their lives.
-
-
A good harem/survival book
- By STEPHEN PESSOTTI on 07-23-19
By: M. H. Ryan
-
Outpost
- By: W. Michael Gear
- Narrated by: Alyssa Bresnahan
- Length: 18 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Donovan is a world of remarkable wealth that comes at a high price. When Supervisor Kalico Aguila's ship arrives, she discovers a failing colony, its government overthrown, the few remaining colonists gone wild. Donovan could make her career - or kill her. Planetside, Talina Perez is one of three rulers of the Port Authority colony - the only law in the one remaining town. With the Corporate ship demanding answers about the things she's done, Perez could lose everything, including her life. For Dan Wirth, Donovan is a last chance. A psychopath with a death sentence looming over his head, he will make a desperate play for power. No matter who he has to corrupt, murder, or destroy. Captain Max Taggart is the Corporation's enforcer. But is it too late to seize control of Donovan?
-
-
Must have been written for teenage girls
- By Bob on 03-30-20
By: W. Michael Gear