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Chuck Tingle
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Sarah and her wife Alice love Halloween and all things spooky, but their friends are not quite as excited about this upcoming season. After a series of canceled plans, the lesbian couple are feeling frustrated, but when they meet their new neighbors, they immediately find the perfect double date in the form of these beautiful sentient candy corns.
Now the four of them are visiting a real-life haunted house, and quickly discovering the tension between this group of ladies is more than just fear...it’s aching lust.
This erotic tale is 4,100 words of sizzling human on lesbian candy action and hardcore sentient food love.
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