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Chuck Tingle
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When Lindsey is offered company tickets to a big game of her favorite baseball team, The Lobsters, she can’t believe her luck.
Even more amazing, however, is the man she finds herself sitting next to. Now, the physical manifestation of Ketchup is chatting it up with Lindsey, and erotic tensions are high, but when Ketchup offers some of his own tomato goodness for Lindsey’s empty hot dog, she finds herself craving more.
That’s when the beautiful manifestation of Mustard arrives, and soon enough, Lindsey finds herself enjoying both condiments in the middle of a hardcore bisexual encounter that will have your mouth watering for more!
This erotic tale is 4,200 words of sizzling bisexual human-on-sentient ketchup and mustard action.
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