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  • Old Thot Next Door

  • By: Quan Millz
  • Narrated by: Karmaa
  • Length: 9 hrs and 12 mins
  • 4.7 out of 5 stars (351 ratings)

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Old Thot Next Door

By: Quan Millz
Narrated by: Karmaa
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Publisher's summary

Old Thot Next Door is indeed a long-anticipated ratchet soap opera thriller by best-selling African American urban fiction author Quan Millz.

Meet Vernita Ernestine Washington, a feisty 76-year-old woman who doesn’t care what you think about her ways, especially for a woman her age. Yeah, she might be a senior citizen, but she’d be the first to tell you age ain't nothing but a number!

She’s convinced the honeycomb between her legs doesn’t taste a day older than 40. "Don’t let the gray hairs fool you now!"

A retired employee of the Illinois Department of Motor Vehicles, Mrs. Washington runs the mean, cold streets of Chi-town messing with all types of young thugs with multiple felonies. A widow for some time now, Vernita is determined to make up for her stale marriage. However, when a major health scare sets her back, she finds herself losing everything.

Reality sets in that her time on Earth is about to come to a close. Now faced with a death sentence, Vernita seeks to live out her remaining days being the biggest old super freak. She gets her mojo back and begins living her life again. But a major, surprising twist will throw her life into more unpredictable chaos.

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©2020 Quan Millz (P)2022 Quan Millz
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This should be advertised as a Thriller

The synopsis is somewhat misleading because I was not expecting all the twist and turns. Honestly thought this would be a comedic Zane like smut novel, but after a few chapters this story turns into a psychological thriller. I was completely gagged. I definitely recommend getting the audio book version, the narrator gives a good performance.

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The funniest book I ever read!

My sister and I loved this book! There were a lot of twists and turns, got more serious than I thought it would going in, but still a riot
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Lord lord!!!!

this book is hilarious and the storyline is good. I laughed so hard at a few points I was in tears. top 10 books on the site.

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Very funny

Saw a clip on TikTok and had to listen to the whole story, very interesting storyline and so funny

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Excellent read

Great story, highly recommend. Has lots of tests and turns that keeps you on your toes.

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So many plot twists

I loved it! I was in shock and laughing the whole way through. The ending was very unexpected.

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It was very bold and different

It was a lot of twists and full circle moments. Very good listen and read.

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The Plot Twist

A good read this was my first audio book and I definitely will read more

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This book was pretty good

I loved the story. At first I was reading this as a joke but I ended up getting so pumped up. The ending was something I wasn’t expecting but enjoyed the storytelling and emotion in there voices! I 100% recommend 🤩!

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If Crime and Punishment was written from the pov of a horny ghetto 70 year old

This book had many interesting plot twists that hd me on the edge of my seat ngl. I expected it to be mostly porn, no plot, but I was pleasantly surprised that there was a good plotline in there. The characters were loveable as well, and the narration had me cackling.

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