My Lesbian Twice Baked Potato Ski Instructor Eats My Ass
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Georgia Bird
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Chuck Tingle
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Jill doesn’t want to be left out of her friend’s upcoming ski trip, but soon enough, she finds herself caught in a little white lie that won’t stop snowballing. Despite insisting she can handle herself on the slopes, Jill has no idea how to ski.
Hoping to correct this, Jill hatches a plan to sneak off for crash course lessons from the best instructor on the mountain, a beautiful sentient twice baked potato named Brimm. Unfortunately, the only thing crashing is Jill.
Now, inspired by a hardcore lesbian sentient food butt eating, Jill is forced to confront her lacking confidence, and hopefully realize that her friends will still love her whether she can ski or not.
This erotic tale is 4,100 words of sizzling human on twice baked potato action, and hardcore sentient food ski instructor love.
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